DSL's Movie/TV Reviews and Discussion

[THE_WIZARD_]

Geeks

[crashcourse]

yhe boys was actually gotten pretty good --still have to watch the last two episodes

homelander and the billy buitcher charactar are the two best charactars. they kill off those two it isnt worth watching.

bettercallsaul same deal--mike carries that show waiting for gus to make an appearance--im only on season 2

[AlabamAlum]

This reads more like an Onion article: a chess robot broke a boy’s finger when he moved too fast.

https://www.newsweek.com/chess-robot-goes-rogue-breaks-seven-year-old-player-child-finger-1727104?amp=1

[Dr. Strangelove]

RIP Paul Sorvino...man, 2022 is really taking a toll on great mob actors

[Dr. Strangelove]

And also RIP British character actor David Warner who was in just a shitload of movies and tv in the 70's, 80's, and 90's.

[iam416]

Hopefully 2022 will start taking a toll and mediocre wing peddlers and Cornell grads turned Fairfield County livery buggerers. Fingers motherfucking crossed.

[Dr. Strangelove]

When you order takeout, pastrami on white with mayo from Danny's Deli, do you force your paralegal to pick it up out of pure laziness or utter shame at your East Liverpool "tastes"?

[AlabamAlum]

When he is tired of the pastrami with mayo, he orders his Chicago dog, ketchup only. That and a ribeye well done with extra A1 is his go-to.

[iam416]

Shameless shit

[lineygoblue]

When he is tired of the pastrami with mayo, he orders his Chicago dog, ketchup only. That and a ribeye well done with extra A1 is his go-to.

dang... that was harsh ..

[iam416]

The pastrami line was modestly successful. I might have opted for more subtetly and gone with "pastrami w/o brown mustard." The mayo line is, on it's face ok, but then you realize how much mayo is in cole slaw and that the New Yorler sandwich at Danny's is pastrami and cole slaw (and quite tasty). And, of course, the rueben version.

AA's follow on's were progressively more philistine in thinking. I'm not sure you can order a Chicago-style dog w/ just ketchup. I believe that's just a hot dog. Chicago-style refers to the condiments that go on it as far as I can recall. It's like ordering a Malort, hold the Malort and fill it up with Scotch instead. So, that's a bit nonsensical. And the ribeye line -- I don't think it's even legal to eat a ribeye like that. At least not in Ohio. That's jail time.

So, meh....both posters, while wildly undertalented and only vaguely familiar with the basic decorum of functioning human being society, both have a higher ceiling than this.

Now, if this nonsense came from The Wizard, I'd go all Jerry Lewis with his patrons and tell Wiz job well done and keep encouraging him to be the best damn Wizard he can be.

[Dr. Strangelove]

Pasta a la Talento

1 package dry spaghetti
1 package Ballpark franks
1 jar Prego (your choice of variety)
1 package shredded Kraft mozzarella

1. Heat up hot dogs and sauce separately (preferably boiling the franks)
2. Slice hot dogs into small bites and add to sauce
3. Pour package of spaghetti into boiling water. Let cook for at least 25 minutes
4. Remove spaghetti into colander and wash pasta with cold water thoroughly
5. Add sauce and cheese as preferred.

[lineygoblue]

You slice the hot dogs before you boil them. Slicing them right out of the water burns your fingers.

[AlabamAlum]

Pasta a la Talento

1 package dry spaghetti
1 package Ballpark franks
1 jar Prego (your choice of variety)
1 package shredded Kraft mozzarella

1. Heat up hot dogs and sauce separately (preferably boiling the franks)
2. Slice hot dogs into small bites and add to sauce
3. Pour package of spaghetti into boiling water. Let cook for at least 25 minutes
4. Remove spaghetti into colander and wash pasta with cold water thoroughly
5. Add sauce and cheese as preferred.

DSL,

If you go to the well too often on a bit, you squeeze what little humor there was originally out of it. I’m embarrassed for you. Delete immediately.

[Dr. Strangelove]

STFU