I, Duke Alum The Merciful of the House Alum, First of His Name, Grand Chancellor of Glenfiddich, Smiter of Morons, Eater of Pork Snacks, hereby claim this thread in the name of His Majesty, Lord King Saban. Let it be known to all who venture here and take respite and sanctuary in this fair land that henceforth and forever more, this thread shall be known as the thread of the Game of Kings, Chess. Any man who dares question this rightful and just destiny of acquisition shall be sentenced to death by Buchanan post. This I so swear by the Bear God.
So let it be written, so let it be done.
So let it be written, so let it be done.
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