Announcement

Collapse

Please support the Forum by using the Amazon Link this Holiday Season

Amazon has started their Black Friday sales and there are some great deals to be had! As you shop this holiday season, please consider using the forum's Amazon.com link (listed in the menu as "Amazon Link") to add items to your cart and purchase them. The forum gets a small commission from every item sold.

Additionally, the forum gets a "bounty" for various offers at Amazon.com. For instance, if you sign up for a 30 day free trial of Amazon Prime, the forum will earn $3. Same if you buy a Prime membership for someone else as a gift! Trying out or purchasing an Audible membership will earn the forum a few bucks. And creating an Amazon Business account will send a $15 commission our way.

If you have an Amazon Echo, you need a free trial of Amazon Music!! We will earn $3 and it's free to you!

Your personal information is completely private, I only get a list of items that were ordered/shipped via the link, no names or locations or anything. This does not cost you anything extra and it helps offset the operating costs of this forum, which include our hosting fees and the yearly registration and licensing fees.

Stay safe and well and thank you for your participation in the Forum and for your support!! --Deborah

Here is the link:
Click here to shop at Amazon.com
See more
See less

DSL's Movie/TV Reviews and Discussion

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • s-l1600.jpg

    REVENGE OF THE NINJA (1983)
    d. Sam Firstenberg
    Starring: Sho Kosugi, Arthur Roberts, Keith Vitali, Ashley Ferrare


    Ostensibly a "sequel" to 1981's Enter the Ninja, this superior film actually has no connection to the older one except that both feature Sho Kosugi. This time's he's the good guy.

    In Japan, Cho Osaki's entire family is nearly wiped out by a rival ninja clan. His wife, sister, father, and son are all murdered. He renounces ninjahood and moves to America with his mother and only surviving infant son. He opens up an "art gallery" with the help of his American buddy, Braden, featuring...uh...featuring some cheap looking Asian dolls. But uh-oh....there's actually heroin hidden in the dolls and Braden had his family murdered to set all this up. How Cho's role in this stupid scheme was critical I do not understand.

    Eventually Braden gets double-crossed by the local mafia don named Caifano, played by a really really ugly version of Joe Pesci. So Cho ends up having to fight all these mob guys while also seeking revenge against Braden after figuring out what the fuck is going on. Oh and Braden is also a super skilled ninja himself, resulting in an "epic" rooftop fight that goes on a wee bit too long at the end.

    This movie's a lot of dumb fun and there's a lot more action than the first film. Old school wrestler Prof. Toru Tanaka is even in it and he's....ugh....mostly naked and trying to rape a woman.

    Goddamit, Cannon.

    But seriously, of Cannon's Sho Kosugi Ninja trilogy, this is the most fun from a pure action standpoint. That's not to say part III doesn't also possess its own weird charms....

    Comment


    • Sho Kosugi!! When I was probably 8 or 9 I was an actual member of the Sho Kosugi fan club. I think there was an address to send away to after the credits or something. Anyway me and a friend sent off our info and received an autographed black and white 5x7 for our trouble. It's been a looooong time since I heard a reference to these movies.

      Comment


      • He is the only constant in the "trilogy". Otherwise the movies have nothing to do with each other. Haven't brought up the 3rd one yet but it's the weirdest of them all and a good example of how Cannon (Menahem Golan in particular) would try to throw a bunch of ingredients in a pot and hope the result was edible.

        Comment


        • Enter, Revenge, Return, right?

          Comment


          • The third is called Ninja III: the Domination. An evil ninja goes on a batshit crazy rampage at a golf course then, as he's dying, his spirit possesses an aerobics instructor, lol.

            Sho Kosugi comes to town to save the day

            Comment


            • Thank God.

              Comment


              • Originally posted by Dr. Strangelove View Post
                Hmmm, I don't have a 1988 movie picked yet...
                1988.

                “Die Hard” is kind of obvious. Too obvious.

                “Beetlejuice” is aight.

                I haven’t seen “Rain Man” or “Mississippi Burning”... heard nice things about those films.

                The cult Halloween classic “Killer Klowns from Outer Space.”

                Not really a good year when it comes to films outside of providing us with one of the greatest action flicks of all time.
                AAL 2023 - Alim McNeill

                Comment


                • Originally posted by Cody_Russell View Post

                  1988.

                  “Die Hard” is kind of obvious. Too obvious.

                  “Beetlejuice” is aight.

                  I haven’t seen “Rain Man” or “Mississippi Burning”... heard nice things about those films.

                  The cult Halloween classic “Killer Klowns from Outer Space.”

                  Not really a good year when it comes to films outside of providing us with one of the greatest action flicks of all time.

                  Comment


                  • Because of Talent’s superb, original work on it, no other review of “Bloodsport” can be offered. Ever.
                    "The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is sometimes hard to verify their authenticity." -Abraham Lincoln

                    Comment


                    • Mississippi Burning is great...Rain Man is alright.

                      I'm trying to stick to cult/schlock or lesser known stuff though, so They Live and Killer Klowns are in the wheelhouse.

                      And yeah, Talent's Bloodsport review can't really be beat.
                      Last edited by Dr. Strangelove; May 25, 2021, 06:51 PM.

                      Comment


                      • When you get to 2013, you’ll have to do “Enemy” with Jake Gyllenhaal. Because I have questions.
                        "The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is sometimes hard to verify their authenticity." -Abraham Lincoln

                        Comment


                        • Originally posted by AlabamAlum View Post
                          When you get to 2013, you’ll have to do “Enemy” with Jake Gyllenhaal. Because I have questions.
                          Never seen it but I know a little about it and understanding it may be beyond my powers

                          Comment


                          • Oh damn....High Spirits came out in 1988?? And there's a shitty, illegal copy on YouTube? Hmmmm

                            Comment


                            • Originally posted by AlabamAlum View Post
                              When you get to 2013, you’ll have to do “Enemy” with Jake Gyllenhaal. Because I have questions.
                              Kinda odd to me that you mention this film. I’ve been planning on watching all Denis Villeneuve films in the next couple of months before “Dune.”

                              So that would be:
                              - August 32nd on Earth
                              - Maelstrom
                              - Polytechnique
                              - Incendies
                              - Prisoners
                              - Enemy
                              - Sicario
                              - Arrival
                              - Blade Runner 2049

                              Re-watched “Prisoners” the other day on Hulu and it holds up as being incredible. Absolutely love it.
                              AAL 2023 - Alim McNeill

                              Comment


                              • Originally posted by Dr. Strangelove View Post
                                Oh damn....High Spirits came out in 1988?? And there's a shitty, illegal copy on YouTube? Hmmmm
                                The Pound Puppies movie came out in 1988. Review it, plz.

                                Comment

                                Working...
                                X