Michigan Football, the 2020 Abbreviated COVID Season

[WM Wolverine]

[UMStan White]

Every fucking rumor about a coach coming to town starts with the unsubstantiated claim that the new coach's wife is looking for a home at the new sight. Man you people are not only sad sack fans who may as well never watch another game, but are also idiots for reporting such idiotic rumors. I gotta ask myself why you even bother. Take a lesson from Jeff and disconnect. Wolverine nation doesn't need or want your shit.

[lineygoblue]

Stan - did you take my post seriously?

I made it up.

[Niffla]

So here's the rumor :...

Harbaugh is going to resign if he loses to OSU again. He has a deal with Steven Ross to become the next HC of the Dolphins. Harbaugh is leaving because he doesn't like being hamstrung by recruiting and he feels he can't be 'who he is' with the way NCAA rules are now.

Now, who's going to be Michigan's next coach?

Tom Brady.

He's selling his house in Mass. ... and his trainer is selling HIS house in DC.... after all he can't come to Michigan without his trainer ....

His wife was seen in a local coffee shop in Boston this week, and as she was walking in, she was holding a Real Estate guide of the Ann Arbor area.

How can it be anything else?

Bank on it.

if you believe that you have gullibility issues

Lol'd

[hack]

Take a lesson from Jeff and disconnect

no YOU disconnect

[lineygoblue]

Well, Brady IS selling his house, and his trainer IS selling his own house in Washington DC. The most reasonable explanation being that Brady may be getting ready to retire. Adam Schefter on ESPN thinks Brady may be getting ready to test the free agent waters, but I think that's ridiculous. Why in the world would he leave the Patriots? To win a Championship? His best chance is with the Patriots and Belichick.

No, Gisele Bundschen was not spotted carrying a Ann Arbor area Real Estate guide. I made that one up myself. Its the same rumor attached to Harbaugh before he came to Michigan. Sarah Harbaugh was supposedly spotted in Ann Arbor with a realtor, looking at houses.

I love rumors ...

[hack]

If I can't get a photoshop of Gisele standing in line at Zingerman's then this just isn't the America I know and love.

[hack]

This, meanwhile, most definitely IS the America I know and love. Brian is not everyone's cup of tea, and emoblogger is just one part of a balanced football-media diet, but my god how wonderful this is. Increases the quality of our suffering.

[lineygoblue]

If I can't get a photoshop of Gisele standing in line at Zingerman's then this just isn't the America I know and love.

Yes indeed! Gisele LOVES Zingermans! She was seen in Boston carrying one of their take-out menus!

[Dr. Strangelove]

Next coach WILL be a former Michigan QB

Elvis Grbac

[lineygoblue]

Harbaugh shoots down the latest "Harbaugh to the NFL" rumors in a letter to parents of players he's recruiting.

http://247sports.com/college/michigan/Article/Jim-Harbaugh-refutes-NFL-return-with-letter-to-recruits-137392063/

Dang. I guess that Brady will have to find another team to coach ....

... and I had hopes of seeing TV shots of Gisele and the kids in the expensive seats ....

[Jeff Buchanan]

The Harbaugh to the NFL rumor is pathetic. Glad he's jumping in to quash it personally. And no, this isn't another coach, like some we know of that do this, lying about his true intentions.

[froot loops]

I have no idea the rumor has any truth, but I get a kick out of this line:

By the way, I don't even have an "agent or representative."

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[lineygoblue]

The Harbaugh to the NFL rumor is pathetic. Glad he's jumping in to quash it personally. And no, this isn't another coach, like some we know of that do this, lying about his true intentions.

It really is.

I've had feelings to where I've wanted to see Harbaugh gone, but as the weeks go on, I'm less and less in favor of that.

Harbaugh is a good man, and specifically he's a good man for the overall health of this program. There will be no NCAA problems as long as he's at the helm. He may piss off the NCAA, but that's fine with me, because there are a ton of OSU grads within that organization, and he's making them mad, he's doing at least one of the things he was hired for. Harbaugh won't be leading Michigan into "probation-land". And that's a good thing.

I wanted to see more in the areas of championships, or at least playing for a championship, but its not going to happen any time soon.

And, .. cue the catcalls ...

[froot loops]

If Harbaugh were to go to the NFL, this would be the time. Its very rare that the NFL hires older coaches, he is at that threshold. He's 55, its not ancient but its limiting in my mind. Pete Carroll went back pretty late in the game, but that dude is like a manic, high energy crazy person. He's going to want a big contract and say in personnel, that in itself may keep him at Michigan.

But having an informal representatives sending out feelers, you would be crazy to think it doesn't happen.