Matt Stafford is the suckiest suck to ever suck

[dpatnod]

Dammit Fraquar!!!!

I'm a doctor not a hypothetical physisist!

But, Stafford might be able to fly the fuckk out of a little shuttle. If he does I hope you will let us watch you eat your crow pie.

[Marko69]

Dammit Fraquar!!!!

I'm a doctor not a hypothetical physisist!.

Dr Bones McCoy? Superb 👏👏👏👏

[froot loops]

I don't think the TOS crew would have any opinion on Stafford. Ben Sisko maybe, but he was a baseball guy.

[Marko69]

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Dammit, Jim! Have you been sucking on my vape pen?

[Newbomb Turk]

and Stiffy will never win a playoff game for Detroit......... fact

[Fraquar]

and Stiffy will never win a playoff game for Detroit......... fact

Well, there is still a chance if the Lions see the Rams in the playoffs and he delivers one of those "throws nobody else can make" to the Lions in the form of a pick 6.

[Newbomb Turk]

Well, there is still a chance if the Lions see the Rams in the playoffs and he delivers one of those "throws nobody else can make" to the Lions in the form of a pick 6.

you got me there

[Futureshock]

https://www.prideofdetroit.com/2021/...-detroit-lions

Matthew Stafford ranked as 6th-best QB because... he’s not a Lion?


It seems simply leaving Detroit has made Matthew Stafford a better quarterback in the minds of NFL employees.

For years, Detroit Lions fans screamed into the ether that Matthew Stafford wasn’t getting the attention he deserves. The wins may have not been coming, but that’s because for the extreme majority of Stafford’s career, he was carrying the entire team on his shoulders. If you look at the relative help he was getting via the run game and his defense, Stafford and the Lions actually had slightly more wins than statistically expected with him under center.

It turns out all that Stafford needed to do to finally garner that respect was move out of Detroit. This offseason, Stafford has been showered with praise, and it’s not just coming from the typical, fickle talking heads in the media. ESPN’s poll of league executives, scouts and players show that even the professionals inside the league have succumbed to the Stafford Los Angeles bump.

Last year, league employees ranked Stafford as the 10th-best quarterback in the league. This year, he jumped all the way to six, with one voter ranking him as the fourth-best passer in the league.

“Him going to L.A. with Sean (McVay) and that offense will be great for his already massive abilities,” a veteran NFL quarterback said. “This will be the deciding factor on who he is.”

Stafford moving up four spots doesn’t make much sense given his 2020 season. His yards per attempt (7.7) and passer rating (96.3) were both considerably down from the previous season (8.6 and 106.0, respectively). When you looked at Expected Points Added (EPA), the jump in rankings becomes extremely hard to justify.

[edindetroit]

Matthew Stafford says he would have stayed with Detroit Lions had team asked him to

“For me, it wasn’t so much that as it was just kind of knowing where the organization was going. It was going through a big change with new head coach, new general manager. Gonna be a lot of new players as well. I just felt like the timing was right. It was well within their rights to tell me that it wasn’t, and I would’ve understood. Just really appreciate them for at least entertaining the idea and then obviously going through and together making that happen. It’s something that as a player, you want to have chances at it. Luckily, they were great and sent me to a place that’s got a bunch of great players and a bunch of recent success.”

https://detroitsportsnation.com/matthew-stafford-says-he-would-have-stayed-with-detroit-lions-had-team-asked-him-to/wgbrady/nfl/detroit-lions-news/08/02/2021/254943/?fbclid=IwAR1v9IjBM3UTT5K64uLltDwdDqLEGO-AmF0aNW3xWWmcraVivYQWDA-IdhY

[Futureshock]

He got a better shake then Barry and Calvin.

[froot loops]

I don't think it was great timing with the incoming new front office with Calvin retiring.

A couple months ago, it seemed like there was a thaw in relations, but now it seems even worse.

[Futureshock]

Yeah, what happened? It feels like we dreamed that. Now it seems even worse.

[Futureshock]

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.co...ia-peter-king/

FMIA: NFL Training Camp Tour Begins With Hugs In L.A., ‘Some Balls’ In San Francisco And A Mystery In Las Vegas

Posted by Peter King on August 2, 2021, 12:05 AM EDT

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IRVINE, Calif. — There was a telling moment in Rams practice Saturday, though barely perceptible. The best defensive player in football, defensive tackle Aaron Donald, walked up to Matthew Stafford, mid-practice, and hugged him. This is not done, a defensive player hugging the quarterback, during a competitive period of practice. But here it was, under an unforgiving southern California sun, 99 hugging 9, and then practice continued.

“I mean, I’m just so happy he’s on our team,” Donald told me later. “I hugged him, just because. I said to him, ‘Man, I just wanna give you a hug.’ “

Donald, the most decorated defensive player in football, was searching for the right words here, because it was clearly unusual for him to do that in practice to a guy he’s trying to foil. “It’s honestly nothing funny,” he said finally. “He’ll be throwing the ball at practice, and I’m rushing, trying to win the play, and the throws he makes, the balls he throws, throwing to spots, how perfect a spiral it is. It’s crazy. As a competitor, I’m just happy. Happy he’s here.”

[Futureshock]

Also in that article:

The Lead: Rams Camp


Last week, a bunch of baseball teams did what the Rams have been doing to build their team since McVay arrived in 2017: Stars went flying at the trading deadline. Six months to the day after the Rams traded a ransom to Detroit to get Stafford, the crosstown Dodgers traded their top two prospects to Washington for mega-stars Max Scherzer and Trea Turner. Just as the Dodgers did that to try to beat back major contenders San Francisco and San Diego in their division, the Rams got Stafford because they need to compete in the best division in football—and they’d fallen out of love with Jared Goff. It’s unfair to put the ’19 and ’20 failings on Goff’s shoulders alone; this is the player who did so much to get the Rams to a Super Bowl in 2018. But he’d hit a wall, and McVay and he just weren’t working. So here we are.

McVay fell in like with Stafford during a chance meeting with him while vacationing in Mexico in late January. (Both men say the encounter was unplanned.) As Carolina, Washington, New England (lightly), Denver, Indianapolis and the Jets tried to get involved in the Stafford stakes, the Rams had a quarterback Detroit thought may be its future (Goff), the Rams wanted Stafford badly, and the Rams were willing to surrender two first-round picks to get him. No other team could make an offer that complete.

Half a year later, Aaron Donald’s hugging Stafford and Sean McVay is lifting Stafford’s kids up to the sky and chortling with them post-practice. So how’s it going? Pretty good—but camp is camp, and we’ll see what happens when Khalil Mack is chasing Stafford around SoFi Stadium in six weeks. On Saturday, I made the rounds of Rams execs, McVay and players, and watched their two-hour practice. The biggest takeaway from the day: In Jared Goff, McVay had a student. In Matthew Stafford, McVay has a peer.

Some of it might be proximity of age: Stafford is 33, McVay 35. Goff is 26. But it’s more than that. To McVay, a quarterback needs a lot of traits, but two important ones are disciplined reads going through his options on a play, and boldness on downfield throws—the ability and mental acuity to be willing to take risks when it’s smart. Clearly, those are traits McVay sees in Stafford.

Rams coach Sean McVay and quarterback Matthew Stafford. (Getty Images)
Last Thursday during the team’s nightly meeting at the hotel, McVay cued up a play that had meaning far beyond one down. Stafford took the snap inside the 5-yard line. Empty formation. Stafford started on Cooper Kupp in the right slot. Covered. Tight end Tyler Higbee on a crossing route from the left. Too much traffic. Then Robert Woods, back of the end zone. Stafford lowered his arm slot to three-quarters to fit the ball where he saw an opening. Then zzzzzzzzip. “That thing came whizzing by my left ear,” center Austin Corbett said. “I heard it! I’m like, ‘Holy cow!’ “

Touchdown.

“When the pros are saying ‘Ooh, holy blank,’ you know it’s a pretty good play,” said McVay. “Those who know, know.”

That play accomplished a lot. It showed McVay and the offense that Stafford was going to be honest and thorough in his progressions, so the second and third and fourth options need to be ready. That wasn’t always the case with Goff. And the fastball. And moving and manipulating the pocket, changing his arm slot. And did I mention the fastball? “He will attempt throws that 26 or 28 starting quarterbacks in the NFL won’t,” said Dan Orlovsky, the ESPN analyst who projects a happy marriage for Stafford with McVay. “Matthew’s aggressive, and his confidence is founded in aggression. But he’s smart about it.”

Saturday was a good day for the team too. Stafford went at top cornerback Jalen Ramsey a few times, and Ramsey made a great play to bat away a deep throw for DeSean Jackson once; later, in a red zone period, Ramsey may have lulled Stafford into thinking he had a pathway to Kupp, but he darted in at the last second to pick Stafford—and ran it back for a touchdown. On the last play of practice, another tight window, and Stafford risked it, hitting Woods over leaping safety Juju Hughes.

All of that is exactly what practice on July 31 should be: great competition among very good players trying to get ready to win the final game of the season.

“When you really study him,” McVay told me, “you see the intricacies of quarterback position. He’s playing it at the highest level in the most difficult spots. You’re getting rushed. His ability to navigate the pocket, his movement, his feel for the rush, his ability to keep his eyes down the field. And then to exhaust your progression against that rush, that’s something in the NFL that a quarterback just has to do, and you see him progress to second, third, fourth, maybe even the fifth option, is real. It’s important.”

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FMIA: How much did losing wear on you in Detroit?

Stafford: “Had some great seasons there where we were successful and that’s as much fun as you can have playing football. It’s tough to lose. Everybody knows that. For me, it wasn’t so much that as it was just kind of knowing where the organization was going. It was going through a big change with new head coach, new general manager. Gonna be a lot of new players as well. I just felt like the timing was right. It was well within their rights to tell me that it wasn’t, and I would’ve understood. Just really appreciate them for at least entertaining the idea and then obviously going through and together making that happen. It’s something that as a player, you want to have chances at it. Luckily, they were great and sent me to a place that’s got a bunch of great players and a bunch of recent success.”
Stafford with three of his daughters at training camp. (NBC Sports)
FMIA: Any part of you feel you let the franchise down there?

Stafford: “Definitely. I sit there and go, ‘Man, I wish I could’ve gotten it done.’ I mean, it would’ve been amazing to have a Super Bowl parade down Woodward Avenue in Detroit. Didn’t happen. Tough pill to swallow as a competitor and somebody who touches the ball on every single offensive play. You definitely look back and wish you’d done a few things different here or there in some games, that maybe change the outcomes of seasons, but I’m focused completely forward now.

FMIA: Are you a good fit for the McVay offense?

Stafford: “I mean, it’s very complex. At the same time, it all makes sense. There’s just quite a bit to it. I’m doing everything that I can to make sure that I’m diving into it and getting as comfortable as I can as quickly as I possibly can. As far as fitting me, I think it probably fits most quarterbacks to tell you the truth. It’s a really good offense. I’m excited to try to bring it to life.”

FMIA: Think the fun of football will be rekindled here?

Stafford: “I don’t think I ever lost it. I love playing this game. I love competing. Being in those big moments late in games, playing in big games, playing in playoff games, that’s what you play this game for. You live for those moments. Hopefully I get a bunch of opportunities at those while I’m here and make the most of them.”

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Honeymoons are wonderful. McVay and Stafford are on one now, as you can see. Stafford has the undying respect of his peers for his arm strength and guts and football smarts. Lots of good quarterbacks have been stuck on bad teams and played parts or all of their careers in the mire of mediocrity. But Stafford isn’t in the Michigan muck anymore. He’s got two of the best defensive players in the game, Donald and Ramsey, and enough weapons so that any good to very good quarterback should have a good chance to win. His running game will be diminished after the loss of Cam Akers for the season last month, but that might just mean three to five more ball-control safe throws per game to try to move the chains. Stafford was already going to be a strong contender to lead the league in passing yards and touchdowns. Minus Akers, Stafford could be the most desirable fantasy quarterback in the NFL’s golden age of quarterbacks.



There’s nothing standing in his way now. The offensive chessmaster who is McVay will challenge Stafford to be great and give him every chance to be great. After 12 years in a football hinterland, the L.A. lights will be bright, starting in prime time on NBC in the Sunday night season-opener against Chicago. Now it’s on Stafford. His legacy awaits.

[chemiclord]

I don't think it was great timing with the incoming new front office with Calvin retiring.

A couple months ago, it seemed like there was a thaw in relations, but now it seems even worse.

That was quite obviously a mirage, done by Lions ownership. Calvin's stance hasn't changed. The Lions just were pretending to be more amiable.

For fuck's sake, Sheila. You can probably find the money in the cushions of your couch.