Matt Stafford is the suckiest suck to ever suck

[dpatnod]

Of course he is.

Best. QB. Ever.

Til the late game. There will be another perfect shiny thing responsible for all the goodness in the universe for your enjoyment.

[dpatnod]

BTW, watch the Philly game today. You’re going to witness first hand the effect a QB has on a team. The #1 team in the NFC is going to have thier asses handed to them because Wentz will not be playing.

Oh, totally!

Yep. You win there. Can't argue with proven facts.

[millenwasmyfavorite]

Jesus Christ.

Undone in real time -- even same page?????

Classic.

[dpatnod]

Thanks. But it's really not that tough in this case. Not like climbing kilimanjaro, landing a man on the moon, refilling the toilet paper roll ON the holder, etc.

[dpatnod]

So, if you're playing at home...

156 yards by Derrick Henry irrelevant (led to a W finger sandwich)

Wentz being out sunk the Eagles (Ranch & BBQ W finger sandwiches).

More accurate gambling advice to come. Catch the fever.

[AKLionsfan]

Not to worry, DWT is feverishly googling stats that will indicate that Nick Foles is a better QB than Stafford to continue the narrative that Stafford will never win a playoff game.

[chemiclord]

Doesn't have to.

Nick Foles singlehandedly made the plays to win a playoff game.

Foles > Mediocre Matty. It's indisputable. Give up now and try and trade Stafford for Foles or Bortles. The Lions might have to throw in a couple of firsts in order to acquire one of these playoff winning QBs (because how else will we get the Eagles or Jaquars to take Mediocre Matty), but it'll be worth it.

[dwt1]

Not to worry, DWT is feverishly googling stats that will indicate that Nick Foles is a better QB than Stafford to continue the narrative that Stafford will never win a playoff game.

You're right about feverishly - I was sick yesterday with a high fever. But you're as stupid as ever, doesn't matter if Nick Foles is better than Stafford or not statically (statistics is you morons) Nick Foles did something yesterday the Mediocre Matty can never do - he made plays to win a very tough and a very good game. Mediocre Matty is still wondering from his last playoff game what the wide white line is way on the other side of the 35 yard line.

[dwt1]

So, if you're playing at home...

156 yards by Derrick Henry irrelevant (led to a W finger sandwich)

Wentz being out sunk the Eagles (Ranch & BBQ W finger sandwiches).

More accurate gambling advice to come. Catch the fever.

You're right, I was wrong about Foles, I thought he would be able to make plays to win the game - I was wrong, now I kind of know what it feels to be you.

Oh and BTW, your comment about henry is fucking wrong and stupid, Henry had most of that 156 yards after I made that comment, but that won't stop you from keep posting it - but have fun.

[dwt1]

Of course he is.

Best. QB. Ever.

Til the late game. There will be another perfect shiny thing responsible for all the goodness in the universe for your enjoyment.

If you say so.

[edindetroit]

So, if you're playing at home...

156 yards by Derrick Henry irrelevant (led to a W finger sandwich)

Wentz being out sunk the Eagles (Ranch & BBQ W finger sandwiches).

More accurate gambling advice to come. Catch the fever.

How much booze do you have to consume before this post makes sense?

[froot loops]

DWT is always so angry

[dsred]

Hi dimwit!

[Panoptes]

Some fans of the Lions like to read all the news on the Lions, even if it's not groinal area sniffing info.

PER THE NEWS: The Lions QB is a middling QB, not top 10 like some delude themselves into believing.

Final NFL QB Rankings by PFF Player Grades, 2017
BY PFF ANALYSIS TEAM • JAN 9, 2018

https://www.profootballfocus.com/news/final-nfl-qb-rankings-by-pff-player-grades-2017

[millenwasmyfavorite]

How much booze do you have to consume before this post makes sense?

The post isn't really confusing. Just requires context.

Someone made uncompromising and bold proclamations that were almost immediately turned on their head. DPAT was ceding those points with /s followed by fail-safe parentheticals to indicate true outcome events (this could be viewed as taunting, but the original proposition comes from poster who often endorses alternate facts and would have no problem progressing through threads as though he were still true or if people believed him to be)