Matt Stafford is the suckiest suck to ever suck

[CGVT]

I don't believe much of the Dolphins stuff or almost anything regarding the retirement. Most of that stuff was drummed up by his agent. I really don't believe anything after the fact with Barry himself. Barry was a weird, socially introverted guy. It was always going to end weird, it would have ended weird if he had multiple rings.

But he was great when he was a Lion, if you couldn't see that you were blind and stupid.

Good point.

He was great because he was exciting to watch, but he was far from effective. That's why he was not a three down back. Over half of his run attempts were for less than two yards.

LOL.

Fish on, Cap!

[froot loops]

Is that what he said LOL.

[dwt1]

Is that what he said LOL.

Have trouble with facts?

Fact, he was routinely taken out of the game in short yardage and goal line situations.

Fact, over 50% of his carries were for two yards or less.

[dwt1]

Another little fact, one TD in the ployoffs

And another - Ray Rhode game strategy to stop Detroit in the playoffs was to ignore Barry, as he said " Barry will get his yards but he won't hurt you."

[Fraquar]

Another little fact, one TD in the ployoffs

And another - Ray Rhode game strategy to stop Detroit in the playoffs was to ignore Barry, as he said " Barry will get his yards but he won't hurt you."

And Jim Brown's playoff numbers are worse than Barry's - so what exactly are you saying here? Fuk'n bawbag.

[dwt1]

And Jim Brown's playoff numbers are worse than Barry's - so what exactly are you saying here? Fuk'n bawbag.

Not saying anything, just posting facts, facts you seem to have a problem with,

[dpatnod]

Fact... the best type of bear......

Brown Bear.

[Mainevent]

That's an alternative fact. It's a polar bear.

[Malto Marko]

I do believe gummy bears have the economic advantage.

[CGVT]

This thread is the equivalent of these Gummy Bears

Reviews On Amazon Are The Most Insane Thing You'll Read Today
Why on earth would anyone buy these sugar-free bears after reviewers warned not to eat more than 15 at a time "unless you are trying to power wash your intestines"?

amazon.com
1. From a review titled: "Just don't. Unless it's a gift for someone you hate."
"What came out of me felt like someone tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a coffee straw. I swear my sphincters were screaming. It felt like my delicate starfish was a gaping maw projectile vomiting a torrential flood of toxic waste. 100% liquid. Flammable liquid. NAPALM."
2. From a review titled: "Be sure to buy Oxyclean too!"
"Be sure to also buy a tub of Oxyclean with this to get the blood and diarrhea stains out of your underwear, clothes, furniture, pets, loved ones, ceiling fans."
3. From a review titled: "Yup - Believe the hype!"
"I saw the product reviews and told some coworkers, so we bought a bag (because who doesn't want to spend the workday on the toilet AND get paid, right??). Brought them in yesterday morning and a bunch of the guys immediately downed a handful each. Within half an hour they were in the bathroom. Best moment of the day was when one of them (who had been in the bathroom for half an hour by that point) texted one of the others. 'If you think it's a fart....it's NOT.' hahhaaaaaa"
4. From a review titled: "It's. All. True."
"OMG. Everything previously written is true. It's all true. Don't eat more than 15 in a sitting unless you are trying to power wash your intestines."
5. From a review titled: "Fully weaponized Gummy Bears"
"The cramping started about an hour later, and soon enough I was as bloated as a balloon in Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. When the rumbling started I sprinted down the hallway and made it to the bathroom just in time for the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse to stampede from my backside, laying waste to my home's septic system AND my will to live. After three hours of a pelvis-shaking Gummy Bear assault, I was spongy and weak, surprised that I had any bones left. I cursed Haribo with the little strength I could muster."
6. From a review titled: "AWESOME and EXPLOSIVE!!"
"The explosive gas let loose and to an explosive shart!!! 1 mile from home on my walk and it was a long 1 mile back and I had a mess!! Fortunately for compression shorts it didn't run down my legs!! Now I had to hold the gas for fear of blowing my entire intestines out into my shorts!! I made it home and what happened then was like something out of Dante's Inferno!!! My butt became an upside down volcano!! Best to stock up on toilet paper and toilet bowl cleaner as you will totally spray the bowl and back of the seat!! I would no sooner get done and have to go again. When you get the urge to "go" you best be in proximity of toilet!!! I spent hours on the toilet."
7. From a review titled: "You dont understand."
"I was glued to the toilet seat. Streams of fire burst from my colon. When i wasnt experiencing Satans fury exploding from my rear, i was laying in the fetal position on my bathroom floor, sobbing and asking for forgiveness. Im a 280 pound man. I. Was. Sobbing.

When it was finally over, i couldnt move. I crawled onto the floor one last time and sat, motionless, until my dehydration finally required that i drink water. The other reviews are perfectly accurate. This is absolutely, 100% true.

Eat two at a time. Three if you're brave. But for the love of God and all things on this earth, DO NOT EAT ANY MORE."
8. From a review titled: "Excellent taste, in small portions."
"During one of the last of the 8 trips to the bathroom, I released such a large volume of gas that my external anal sphincter could not do it's job, and remained open/relaxed, while about 4.5-5 seconds of gas was expelled. I've never experienced, or even heard of that happening. It was so unnatural, that I had to check to feel if my colon had somehow passed through the anal sphincter muscle."
9. From a review titled: "Gastrointestinal Armageddon"
"After a few hours, I had an EXTREME build-up of gas with no relief. All I could do was lie on my bed and pray for a fart. That might sound funny, but when you've eaten something that has basically turned you into the blueberry girl from Willy Wonka, you're pleading for relief."

[Topweasel]

This thread is the equivalent of these Gummy Bears

Reviews On Amazon Are The Most Insane Thing You'll Read Today
Why on earth would anyone buy these sugar-free bears after reviewers warned not to eat more than 15 at a time "unless you are trying to power wash your intestines"?

amazon.com
1. From a review titled: "Just don't. Unless it's a gift for someone you hate."
"What came out of me felt like someone tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a coffee straw. I swear my sphincters were screaming. It felt like my delicate starfish was a gaping maw projectile vomiting a torrential flood of toxic waste. 100% liquid. Flammable liquid. NAPALM."
2. From a review titled: "Be sure to buy Oxyclean too!"
"Be sure to also buy a tub of Oxyclean with this to get the blood and diarrhea stains out of your underwear, clothes, furniture, pets, loved ones, ceiling fans."
3. From a review titled: "Yup - Believe the hype!"
"I saw the product reviews and told some coworkers, so we bought a bag (because who doesn't want to spend the workday on the toilet AND get paid, right??). Brought them in yesterday morning and a bunch of the guys immediately downed a handful each. Within half an hour they were in the bathroom. Best moment of the day was when one of them (who had been in the bathroom for half an hour by that point) texted one of the others. 'If you think it's a fart....it's NOT.' hahhaaaaaa"
4. From a review titled: "It's. All. True."
"OMG. Everything previously written is true. It's all true. Don't eat more than 15 in a sitting unless you are trying to power wash your intestines."
5. From a review titled: "Fully weaponized Gummy Bears"
"The cramping started about an hour later, and soon enough I was as bloated as a balloon in Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. When the rumbling started I sprinted down the hallway and made it to the bathroom just in time for the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse to stampede from my backside, laying waste to my home's septic system AND my will to live. After three hours of a pelvis-shaking Gummy Bear assault, I was spongy and weak, surprised that I had any bones left. I cursed Haribo with the little strength I could muster."
6. From a review titled: "AWESOME and EXPLOSIVE!!"
"The explosive gas let loose and to an explosive shart!!! 1 mile from home on my walk and it was a long 1 mile back and I had a mess!! Fortunately for compression shorts it didn't run down my legs!! Now I had to hold the gas for fear of blowing my entire intestines out into my shorts!! I made it home and what happened then was like something out of Dante's Inferno!!! My butt became an upside down volcano!! Best to stock up on toilet paper and toilet bowl cleaner as you will totally spray the bowl and back of the seat!! I would no sooner get done and have to go again. When you get the urge to "go" you best be in proximity of toilet!!! I spent hours on the toilet."
7. From a review titled: "You dont understand."
"I was glued to the toilet seat. Streams of fire burst from my colon. When i wasnt experiencing Satans fury exploding from my rear, i was laying in the fetal position on my bathroom floor, sobbing and asking for forgiveness. Im a 280 pound man. I. Was. Sobbing.

When it was finally over, i couldnt move. I crawled onto the floor one last time and sat, motionless, until my dehydration finally required that i drink water. The other reviews are perfectly accurate. This is absolutely, 100% true.

Eat two at a time. Three if you're brave. But for the love of God and all things on this earth, DO NOT EAT ANY MORE."
8. From a review titled: "Excellent taste, in small portions."
"During one of the last of the 8 trips to the bathroom, I released such a large volume of gas that my external anal sphincter could not do it's job, and remained open/relaxed, while about 4.5-5 seconds of gas was expelled. I've never experienced, or even heard of that happening. It was so unnatural, that I had to check to feel if my colon had somehow passed through the anal sphincter muscle."
9. From a review titled: "Gastrointestinal Armageddon"
"After a few hours, I had an EXTREME build-up of gas with no relief. All I could do was lie on my bed and pray for a fart. That might sound funny, but when you've eaten something that has basically turned you into the blueberry girl from Willy Wonka, you're pleading for relief."

This might sound like a terrible decision. But I must know what gummy bears those are.

[CGVT]

Sugarless Haribo Gummy Bears

[Topweasel]

Sugarless Haribo Gummy Bears

Oh awesome I have already gotten like a dozen people hooked onto the sugar haribo's. This could become pretty damn hilarious.

[chemiclord]

Buy some, Top. We dare you.

[Topweasel]

Buy some, Top. We dare you.

Will do.