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Very best Trump voice:
?Dpatnawwwwd, that waaaaaas, the most fake news video, I?ve ever seen........, in my life! Or is it, I?ve ever saaaaw? I don?t know....... seeeeen, saaaaaaw, I don?t give a fuck....... so fuck You, and your fake news video!?"...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”
Sir Alex Ferguson
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Let me just say, the Scottish social meda is fake, folks. It's just fake. Has anyone verified that Marko is 69?. No. Because its fake. Fake news folks. Bigly.
Have a.nice day.Last edited by dpatnod; May 21, 2018, 02:37 AM.Lions Fans.
Demanding Excellence since Pathetic Patricia Piddled the Pooch!
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Very best Trump voice:
?Dpatnawwwwd....... the Scottish people and the Scottish media are nawwwwwt fake, they very much exist with huge cawwwwwcks under their skirts, both men and wimin! There is nuuuuuthing fake about Scotland. I have the golf courses to prove it. And let me tell the world todaaaay..... it?s flat....... the pond doesn?t exist, it?s fake, ..... big time fake pawwwwnd, ......... Americans can walk to Scotland and mess their wigs up playing golf with me. Bring me some dunkin donuuuuts and a fresh cream apple turnover....... no...... that?s not an American footbawwwwwl term, ....., that?s a cake from Agnes at the cawwwrner store. Get your fucking arses in gear people. Or is that you?re...... your, you?re...... Who gives a fuck, Americans.?"...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”
Sir Alex Ferguson
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Very best Trump voice:
?Deeeeetroit Rawwwwk City..... this is my very good Scottish friend....... he likes to slap people with his walloper who direspect his pipes! Read the fake hat, ?make America great again?....... screw that shit, I?m staying in Scotland!?
"...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”
Sir Alex Ferguson
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Originally posted by Marko69 View PostVery best Trump voice:
“Deeeeetroit Rawwwwk City..... this is my very good Scottish friend....... he likes to slap people with his walloper who direspect his pipes! Read the fake hat, “make America great again”....... screw that shit, I’m staying in Scotland!”
Hey,
I love the Pipes. Scotland the Brave... All over it. I even have a pipes and drums CD which I bought and listen to when the wife isn't around to complain.
The Bad Piper... Awesome Aussie twist to a great instrument.
I keep askin fer a set of pipes for Christmas. It's the only gift besides a sports car (requested in jest) that I haven't been given.
It was more about the joke.
Speakin of jokes... keep yer walloper to yerself.
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Oh yeah, the joke is as absolutely superb today as it was when I first heard it in 1985. English uncle loved it!
Speaking of the English. My completely ignorant English bastard neighbour was thumping on my door at 2am this morning. Can you believe that? 2am! Totally interrupting my bagpipes practice. Cunt.
Yeah, think I heard that one in the 80's also."...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”
Sir Alex Ferguson
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Thy armour was forged by a feeble-fingered peasant woman....
Your Mom!!!!
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Demanding Excellence since Pathetic Patricia Piddled the Pooch!
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Originally posted by Marko69 View PostOh yeah, the joke is as absolutely superb today as it was when I first heard it in 1985. English uncle loved it!
Speaking of the English. My completely ignorant English bastard neighbour was thumping on my door at 2am this morning. Can you believe that? 2am! Totally interrupting my bagpipes practice. Cunt.
Yeah, think I heard that one in the 80's also.
Hah!
Too bad I dinna know ya in the 80's. I could have told you jokes that were old then!
And Wot's up wiff DPATNOD? Still looking for something to do with that middle finger.
Wait...on a paw... does that make it a toe?
Sheesh...
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