I'm bored, it's the offseason, who can I argue with

[dpatnod]

Your momma is so fat, she tried to make a fart noise with her armpit, and Mars was pushed out of the habitable zone!

[DetroitRockCity]

Your momma is so fat that when she burped, they called it the Big Bang.

Wow...that's fat!

Your momma is so fat that she hasta use Google Earth to take selfies.

[dpatnod]

Your momma is so fat, she walked into McDonalds, and all the employees said "oh, HELL no" and quit on the spot.

[DetroitRockCity]

Lol...

[dpatnod]

Google Earth. Thats a good one.

[DetroitRockCity]

Really...it's hard to be offensive without being too offensive.

[dpatnod]

The sensitive times we live in.

Ya Bawsack.

[DetroitRockCity]

Heh! We'll have to get Marko to teach us more Scottish genital slang.

Ya kilt lifter!

[Marko69]

What ye saying ya cock?

[DetroitRockCity]

Ahm sayin' ye should ave yer bawsack stapled te yer Tartan.

[LionsFanInJapan]

Sounds unnecessarily painful...

[DetroitRockCity]

Sounds unnecessarily painful...

Scot's are a tough and resilient people. The passtime "Rochambeau" is actually derived from the Scottish game "Wa' che' bolls" where one fella would walk up, extend his hand for a friendly handshake, and as the other gentleman was reaching out in response, the first fellow would exclaim: "Wa' cher' bolls!" as his heavily booted foot would rise swiftly toward the poor second gentleman's testes.

It has made them fearsome warriors as well as competitive sportsmen. Not surprisingly there are few bass singers in the Scottish National Choir.

[SeaRaySparty]

DRC, please tell me you don't love Justin Beiber. Because that is totally wrong on all levels.

[dpatnod]

Ha!

[DetroitRockCity]

DRC, please tell me you don't love Justin Beiber. Because that is totally wrong on all levels.

I lost a bet. In accordance I made a donation to the forum and have to wear this tag.