I'm bored, it's the offseason, who can I argue with

[Marko69]

(16 year old Apprentice quote from years ago)

"BOY? Aye? AYE? FUCKIN MOAN THEN. MOAN YA BAS, LETS GO!"

Translated means:

"BOY? Yes? YES? FUCKING COME ON THEN. COME ON THEN YOU BASTARD, LETS FIGHT!"

Story goes:
I had a 16 year old plumbing apprentice back in 92 who was also an amateur boxer. We were at a job in East Lothian, Scotland. A plasterer guy had stopped for his lunch, (guy was a bit of an arsehole) and he said to us, "guys, stop making noise for the next 20 minutes, I'm having my lunch."
Before I could say "no" diplomatically, Mark, (apprentice) laughed, and said, sarcastically, "yeah right then, mate"
The plasterer made the mistake of saying, "What did you say boy?"
Red mist came down.
And then Mark shouted above quote, "BOY? ....., AYE......."

Memorable afternoon for arguing!

[jaadam4]

awesome

[chemiclord]

No, seriously, you all eat poop. Just like this guy.

Seriously, this dude at Cleveland's championship picks up a horse turd, and chomps down. The video is exactly as it says on the tin. NSFS.

[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cCvHB2SJFE"]Cavaliers Cavs Fan Eats Shit Poop Doody Off The Floor Ground Cavs Parade Championship 6 23 2016 - YouTube[/ame]

[froot loops]

There is a great scene in the show Justified where Raylan is at the bar getting smashed and there are two loud, obnoxious guys talking loudly. Raylan says, "If I wanted assholes with my drink I would have ordered them." They have words, go outside and the two assholes beat the crap out of him. A great line.

[FVD]

[ame]https://youtu.be/qIqeXSYc8nE[/ame]

[Futureshock]

https://youtu.be/qIqeXSYc8nE

[Marko69]

Just done the drive through McDonalds thing, got a cappuCino and drove off. Now few miles away, folded back the part on the plastic lid to take a drink...... Sharp plastic edge on the faulty lid has cut my lip. Do I drive back there, argue like fuck with them and then sue McDs for sore lip and the inconvenience of lip blood drippage on jeans?

[wcfwtf]

suck it up and label it first world problem

[Malto Marko]

Just done the drive through McDonalds thing, got a cappuCino and drove off. Now few miles away, folded back the part on the plastic lid to take a drink...... Sharp plastic edge on the faulty lid has cut my lip. Do I drive back there, argue like fuck with them and then sue McDs for sore lip and the inconvenience of lip blood drippage on jeans?

If you can convince a jury that your sex life has suffered as a result, you might be entitled to millions!

[Marko69]

Malto.

Oh dear God, Wcfwtf....., are you one of those people where humour/humor is disregarded due to the fact that we should be privileged to be first world? You should see the area where I was dragged up. Is there 4th world? Makes downtown Addis Ababa look like Vegas.

[Futureshock]

Just done the drive through McDonalds thing, got a cappuCino and drove off. Now few miles away, folded back the part on the plastic lid to take a drink...... Sharp plastic edge on the faulty lid has cut my lip. Do I drive back there, argue like fuck with them and then sue McDs for sore lip and the inconvenience of lip blood drippage on jeans?

Throw some dirt on it and then walk it off:smile:

[DanO]

"Just done the drive through McDonalds thing, got a cappuCino and drove off. Now few miles away, folded back the part on the plastic lid to take a drink...... Sharp plastic edge on the faulty lid has cut my lip. Do I drive back there, argue like fuck with them and then sue McDs for sore lip and the inconvenience of lip blood drippage on jeans?"
-------------------------Rub some cow shit on it. It will keep you from licking it.

[FVD]

Go to fucking Starbucks and get a proper Cappuccino, you twit

[wcfwtf]

No marko69, I read it too fast and didn't see that there was a joke there, my apologies

[Marko69]

Go to fucking Starbucks and get a proper Cappuccino, you twit

Maybe in America, Frank....., not here.

Cappucino - McDonalds
Caramel machiatto - Starbucks
Hot chocolate - Costa
Toasted cheese & tomato - Cafe Nero
Fat bastard - Me.