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For those of you who are not yet in the "senior" category, save these
suggestions for when you do get there.
Seniors:
Hints on how to liven up your idle hours... To Maintain A Healthy Level Of
Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair
Dryer At Passing Cars...watch 'em Slow Down!
2. On all your cheque stubs, write ' ForMarijuana'!
3. Skip down the street Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
5. Sing Along At The Opera.
6. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
7. When Leaving the Zoo, start Running towards the Car Park, Yelling 'Run
For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
8. Tell Your Children over dinner: 'Due to the economy, we are going to have
to let one of you go...
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:
9. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK
WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.
Benny Blades~"If you break down this team man for man, we have talent to compare with any team."
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I tell you what, I know the majority on here don't care much for soccer, but if you were watching Barcelona right now against Manchester City....., it's just absolutely beautiful. Pretty sure there would be more American soccer fans if the game was played how Barca play. Awesome."...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”
Sir Alex Ferguson
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And on comes Neymar. More awesomeness"...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”
Sir Alex Ferguson
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The EPL is arguably the best league in the world (due to the foreign content) and yet, at times, Barca make City look like school kids."...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”
Sir Alex Ferguson
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Originally posted by froot loops View Posttiki-taka"...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”
Sir Alex Ferguson
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Yip......, at least after Hibernian were hammered 6-0 by Barca a few years ago, Chris Hogg had the decency to say in his post match interview, "FUCK IT, I'M QUITTING FOOTBALL."
Messi made the poor lad look like a primary one school kid."...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”
Sir Alex Ferguson
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Was servicing a boiler earlier today in one of those tenements with scaffolding on the front to the right of the picture there. And that is the one of the entrances to the feckin JFW's stadium there too. Had to wash the van on the way home......., fkn mingers.Attached Files"...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”
Sir Alex Ferguson
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Dean.....,
What is happening with these qualifiers? Why do we always get shafted with the hard games and you get the piss easy group?
Scotlands group:
Germany, Republic of Ireland, Poland, Scotland, Georgia, Gibraltar
England's group:
England, Switzerland, Slovenia, Estonia, Lithuania, San Marino"...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”
Sir Alex Ferguson
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Originally posted by Marko69 View PostDean.....,
What is happening with these qualifiers? Why do we always get shafted with the hard games and you get the piss easy group?
Scotlands group:
Germany, Republic of Ireland, Poland, Scotland, Georgia, Gibraltar
England's group:
England, Switzerland, Slovenia, Estonia, Lithuania, San Marino
Didn't even know it had been drawn! That is a pretty easy group. Is this the tournament that is being played all across Europe rather than in one or a couple of countries?
At least you are guaranteed a competitive game (vs Gibraltar)AAL Quintez Cephus
If you fall during your life, it doesn't matter. You're never a failure as long as you try to get up.
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