Random Thoughts

[Sharkbait]

Lighten up, Sharky.

It's kind of like the guy that gets called a son of a bitch and starts screaming "What did you say about my Mama". Although technically the guys mama just got called a bitch, but in reality it was never about the guys mama, it's about the guy being a fuckhead.

(BTW, I am not calling you a fuckhead. I am just stating a comparison)

That post was never about your mama, no matter how butt-hurt you want to be about it.

ME: Didn't Dad tell you?
TONY: Have his sister, your mother, explain it to you.

Insinuates my Dad fucked his Sister to produce me as an offspring. If my Mother was here, she'd slap Tony upside the head for saying that and slap you upside the head just for GP.:-)

I get it how you could take it either way, as an insult or as a not too funny joke. My mama is, and always will be very special to me and YT is right, you don't make jokes about someones mother, like you did in this post, and not expect someone to be hurt by it. It's not my style to come in this forum and exchange barbs with other posters, but you see how fast I sunk to that level, didn't you. Just because you are not insulted by someone's comment, does not mean that someone else will not be.

[SeattleLionsFan]

As CGVT said, it was not an insult it was a bad joke.

[Marko69]

RANDOM THOUGHT earlier whilst waiting on a pot of chicken soup heating up. Voice in head......, does the ignition spark on the gas cooker hurt if I spark it on my finger. Random thought answer is, yes it feckin does.

[Tony G]

If I put down one of my yearly goals at work is to exceed expectations, and I then do just that, would that mean that I actually fully met expectations rather than exceeded them?

[Marko69]

Reading that sentence, Tony back to myself four times....., I'd say your goal is achieved and you've exceeded.

[SeaRaySparty]

20. Justin Bieber

[Sharkbait]

20. Justin Bieber

I already prayed. I asked God if he would give us John Lennon back for Beiber. he said no deal.

[Tony G]

You should have asked if God would see that his tour bus is stopped on the Turkish border with a few bricks of hashish and he has to spend the next 20 years in a Turkish prison

[Malto Marko]

If I put down one of my yearly goals at work is to exceed expectations, and I then do just that, would that mean that I actually fully met expectations rather than exceeded them?

Guess that depends on what your expectations are.

If your expectations are below your capabilities and you are allowed to get away with that, then, your employer is not in tune, and no.

If your capibilites make you a valued employee, as well as admirable to your peers then, you exceeded both the expected and anticipated goals.

[SeaRaySparty]

and he has to spend the next 20 years in a Turkish prison.




with his monkey by his side

[CGVT]

RANDOM THOUGHT earlier whilst waiting on a pot of chicken soup heating up. Voice in head......, does the ignition spark on the gas cooker hurt if I spark it on my finger. Random thought answer is, yes it feckin does.

Nice. Ha!

[Sharkbait]

You should have asked if God would see that his tour bus is stopped on the Turkish border with a few bricks of hashish and he has to spend the next 20 years in a Turkish prison

You, Sir, are a very strange person.

[Tony G]

Well God can't bring back John Lennon. Certainly not after 33 years. 3 Days is pushing it for some people. And if Lennon did come back, would that mean by his resurrection that he would be the second coming? If so, how would his previous statement about being bigger than God play now that he was batting for the other team?

[Sharkbait]

Bigger than God in popularity, I believe is what he was referring to.

[Marko69]

God ain't silly. He knows that if he brought Lennon back, there'd be a chance he'd hook up with McShitney again. He wouldn't subject the world to a second coming of pish.