Random Thoughts

[Sharkbait]

*Tip toes in*

Sorry, Sharkbait, it was me who started the Texas accent thing. Dolly Parton was on BBC Radio 2 and I had to switch channels because she was doing my head in. Apologies if it was taken as an insult to Texans. I must insult scousers every day!

From another angle, I get people in England, especially London, "pretend" to not understand me when I talk......, in fact I fell out with a guy who worked in a Marks & Spencer shop in the Westside Plaza in Shepherds Bush a few years back. Shop was busy and this tit started pretending to not understand me at the checkout. After a swift, "You havin a fucking laugh, mate?", he understood perfectly. Wasn't insulted though. I suppose we are all different.

No apology needed, originally I thought the whole thing was a joke, and to be honest, I was more taken aback at the "cop" angle that was taken. It's like saying those fucker fans from GB I come into contact with all piss me off so all those fucker fans are Bawbags. Errr, ..... Uhhhhh, .... Well, maybe that's not so good an example, but you know what I mean.

[Marko69]

No apology needed, originally I thought the whole thing was a joke, and to be honest, I was more taken aback at the "cop" angle that was taken. It's like saying those fucker fans from GB I come into contact with all piss me off so all those fucker fans are Bawbags. Errr, ..... Uhhhhh, .... Well, maybe that's not so good an example, but you know what I mean.

Its a fkn great example, mate!

[Marko69]

Check this out, Sharkbait. If you understand any of this, you are doing very well indeed.

Guy number 2 wins! Mon the Edinburgers!


[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6EyDR0ChYw"]The Wee Man Vs Skinny Malinky (GLASGOW VS EDINBURGH RAP BATTLE) - YouTube[/ame]

[Malto Marko]

People in a 7-year study who ate seafood at least once every week had a 30% lower occurrence of dementia.

[Drew]

I'm in the once(ish) a week group.

What is with the high occurrence of grammar mistakes, in this forum, with regard to the articles "a" and "an"??? Are people fucking them up on purpose?

[Malto Marko]

I forget how many times a week I eat seafood.

[Nick Pappageorgio]

Gotta love the Scottish......they really embrace the use of the word cunt.

Can't get away with that shit across the pond

[Malto Marko]

I'm in the once(ish) a week group.

What is with the high occurrence of grammar mistakes, in this forum, with regard to the articles "a" and "an"??? Are people fucking them up on purpose?

No, I think the authors are of the spell check generation and do not understand the grammatical difference.

[Marko69]

I forget how many times a week I eat seafood.

Haha! Nice.

Regards grammar..... I cannot stand "have" being replaced with "of"......
Example : Lions should of beat the bears at the weekend. Thick cunts!

[Trickalicious]

If everyone would of just spelled like a Anerican in the first place, no problems.

[-Deborah-]

People in a 7-year study who ate seafood at least once every week had a 30% lower occurrence of dementia.

I'm doomed. I'm allergic and never eat fish or seafood!

Hopefully, all the beer I drink will compensate??

[Trickalicious]

You are a Lions fan and that dog is wearing a sun hat.

That ship has sailed.

[-Deborah-]

ha!!!

[LionsFanInJapan]

If everyone would of just spelled like a Anerican in the first place, no problems.

I am angry at the time you took to write that.

[Sharkbait]

Check this out, Sharkbait. If you understand any of this, you are doing very well indeed.

Guy number 2 wins! Mon the Edinburgers!


The Wee Man Vs Skinny Malinky (GLASGOW VS EDINBURGH RAP BATTLE) - YouTube

I had to watch it 3 times, I still am not sure of all those Scottish words, but mu favorite dis was the one where he said You smell bad like an Old Granny's Muff ..... and an accent that makes most girls Fanny Shut. Classic.