Random Thoughts

[Sharkbait]

A River Runs Through it? Ain't that a movie for skirts? It has that nancy boy Brad Pitt in it, don't it. He shore is purdy.

True Grit. Now that's a movie and that Duke ain't no purdy boy. He was a god damn man. That's what he was.

And I ain't pissin' on no post of yourn.

When you got a prostate the size of a grapefruit, you ain't pissin on nothin.

Bah!

Harry!! bout time you checked in you crotchety old fuck.

Agreed, however, only 34 posts and I have enjoyed every one of them.

[Angeleyes]

Bimmer:

Every time we see a squirrel cross the road we think of you. Just do us 1 thing......learn how to cross the road the right way. Don't stop in the middle and then look for traffic and then want to go back the same way you just came from. Do you know how many times I almost hit you?

[bimmer84]

Ha! I'll get the word out. Someone told me (don't know if it was based in science, or supposition) that when a squirrel abruptly stops just short of making it to safety, and reverses back into traffic, its because their instinct is to run for "home" when they get scared. I have no idea if that is true, but now I slow up when possible, half expecting them to run back into traffic.

[DanO]

Ahhhhhhhh. I've seen them run out in the street, turn back, turn back, and turn back again. I always slow but swerving is stupid and dangerous. Tell my kids the same. Same goes with deer. Swerving does no good as is possibly deadly. Always feel bad though when I "accidentally" kill an animal. I actually gets pissed at em for being indecisive in the middle of a street. LOL

[Marko69]

Ha! I'll get the word out. Someone told me (don't know if it was based in science, or supposition) that when a squirrel abruptly stops just short of making it to safety, and reverses back into traffic, its because their instinct is to run for "home" when they get scared. I have no idea if that is true, but now I slow up when possible, half expecting them to run back into traffic.

All this squirrel talk is reminding me of a time when I had some squirrels in my pick up truck many years ago. The police pulled me over and started ranting on about it being illegal.
He said to me, "You can't drive around with squirrels in Edinburgh! Take them to the zoo immediately."
I said "OK"... and drove away.
The very next day, the same police officer pulls me over and I've still got the squirrels.
"I thought I told you to take those squirrels to the zoo yesterday?" He shouts at me.
I said, "I did, they LOVED it, . . . today I'm taking them to the beach!"
Then he arrested me for apparently being a cheeky bstd.

[bimmer84]

lol!

[Malto Marko]

Why are White Castles grey?

[Sharkbait]

Why are White Castles grey?

In honor of the meat they serve.

[FVD]

I miss White Castle. We have Krystal's in the south. They're okay, but nowhere near a White Castle.

[CGVT]

I miss White Castle. We have Krystal's in the south. They're okay, but nowhere near a White Castle.

Yeah, I made the mistake of going to a Kristals expecting White Castle. You are correct. They don't come close.

[DanO]

"Yeah, I made the mistake of going to a Kristals expecting White Castle. You are correct. They don't come close."
--------------------------------------Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm I would think that would be good. White Castle SUCKS!!!!

[YT]

Krystals sucks more!

[Sharkbait]

Krystals are ok if you constipated.

[Marko69]

Wtf are these White Castles and Krystals? Are they like the now deceased "Little chefs" of the UK, where it was four hundred and seventy eight quid for a bacon roll?

[Malto Marko]

White Castles used to be a bargain burger that people would seek out if they were hungry and broke, or drunk.

They are not such a bargain anymore but still very popular.