Random Thoughts

[Panoptes]

Anyone here ever heard or played Pickelball---- http://www.usapa.org/what-is-pickleball/. I just heard about it today on FB.

Yes

It's all the rage for retirees in MI. My in-laws lay the smackdown on the state. It is even part of the senior Olympics. Who the hell would have guessed they had senior Olympics let alone pickelball at the senior Olympics. WTF?

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The oldies be ballin on the pickel court

[FVD]

Anyone else going to Pearl Jam at the Joe, Oct 16th? Tickets went on sale at 10 am today.

Saw Pearl Jam in East Troy, Wisconsin about 12 years ago. They were amazing I hope you find tickets.

I'm going to see James Taylor on the 17th at Red Rocks in Colorado. I am beyond stoked for both the show and the venue.

[Trickalicious]

Saw Pearl Jam in East Troy, Wisconsin about 12 years ago. They were amazing I hope you find tickets.

I'm going to see James Taylor on the 17th at Red Rocks in Colorado. I am beyond stoked for both the show and the venue.

I grabbed a couple tickets for the PJ show. I think James Taylor is going to be at DTE in July as well.

[YT]

Frank, what are you doing in Colorado? Promotion & transfer? Vacation? Chasing a "hottie"?

[FVD]

Taking a vacation, Steve. Also crossing the concert at Red Rocks off my bucket list.

[Tony G]

Who did you see?

[Trickalicious]

Who did you see?

Saw Pearl Jam in East Troy, Wisconsin about 12 years ago. They were amazing I hope you find tickets.

I'm going to see James Taylor on the 17th at Red Rocks in Colorado. I am beyond stoked for both the show and the venue.

JT.

Carolina JT, not Omeletteville JT.

[YT]

Cool Frank! Enjoy your vacation & be safe!

[Panoptes]

Taking a vacation, Steve. Also crossing the concert at Red Rocks off my bucket list.

Safe travels 2 u my friend

[DanO]

Red Rocks is AWESOME!

[Marko69]

Didn't you get some cream from the doctor for your red rocks, DanO?

[DanO]

I did. It was AWESOME!

[bimmer84]

LEXOPHILES (LOVERS OF WORDS):

1. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.

2. A will is a dead giveaway.

3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

4. A backward poet writes inverse.

5. In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.

6. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.

7. If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.

8. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

9. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.

10. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

11. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.

12. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.

13. You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

14. Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.

15. He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

16. A calendar's days are numbered.

17. A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.

18. A boiled egg is hard to beat.

19. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

20. A plateau is a high form of flattery.

21. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large.

22. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

23. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

24. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.

25. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.

26. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

27. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

28. Acupuncture: a jab well done.

29. Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet.

30. The roundest knight at king Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

31. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

32. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.

33. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

34. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

35. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

36. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

37. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

38. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

39. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

40. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'

41. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

42. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'

43. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'

44. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

45. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

46. Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects.

[Marko69]

Hey Bimmer. Most (if not all) of that ^ are one liners from Canadian comedian Stewart Francis.

[bimmer84]

Clever stuff Marko. I'll have to look him up.

Edit: watched a skit. Overall, great stuff, but 8 minutes of one liners was a bit tedious.