Random Thoughts

[YT]

That speed is possible if you are a beam of light or the Flash!

[Sharkbait]

So why do slim chance and fat chance mean the same thing?

[Malto Marko]

Fat changed his name to Slim after winning The Greatest Loser.

[Sharkbait]

Whoa, slim chance I would ever know that piece of trivia.

[CGVT]

Fat head

[Sharkbait]

..... are yew talkin' ta me?

[The Cat]

Is the glass half empty or half full?????...Depends on whether you're drinking or pouring.

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a bird who's afraid of heights.

Have you ever been reading through forum threads and wondered if you've ever posted anything worthwhile?

[bimmer84]

So why do slim chance and fat chance mean the same thing?

From the internet, where everything it true and male french models abound:


They don't mean the same thing!

Fat chance is an irony. You don?t expect to win or achieve your goal.

Slim chance is when there is a minimal chance of winning and achieving your goal.

[bimmer84]

Fat changed his name to Slim after winning The Greatest Loser.

Please don't put me in a position where I am reading stuff like this and taking a drink of Diet Coke. It gets messy.

[bimmer84]

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a bird who's afraid of heights.

Ask this little guy. ;)

[Tony G]

I tried but he has a messed up accent

[Iron Lion]

"Don't believe everything you read on the internet just because there's a picture with a quote next to it" - Abraham Lincoln

[The Cat]

"You'll have to excuse me gentleman I have to take the wife out. I swear her demands on my time will be the death of me."-Abraham Lincoln

[Sharkbait]

"How come I get the penny and Jefferson gets the nickel?" - Abraham Lincoln.

[Dr. Emmett.L.Brown]

Why Does Pluto Live in a dog house, eat dog food, etc. but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car?