Random Thoughts

[Malto Marko]

I hope a jacuzzi is not in your house plans in the near future LFIJ as he might just want to see what you were talking about himself.

[LionsFanInJapan]

The bath in our house has some jacuzzi jets. I already told him he should ask grandma and grandpa for some bubble bath for Christmas. :D

[CGVT]

Mike Tirico and Chris Collinsworth were very good together last night on Sunday Night Football. They will be a good team when Al Michaels retires.

Sean MacDonough on Monday Night is hard to listen to. He and Gruden are almost unwatchable.

[Marko69]

M A R I L L I O N , tonight at the O2 in Glasgow. Like a small child waiting on Christmas morning, soooooooo excited!
My buddy cancelled on Monday night, so it's the wife's first ever Marillion gig! She's NOT looking forward to it. She's not that bothered about the Prog Rock.

[-Deborah-]

Trick!!! This was amazing!!!!

Every fan at Ford Field, liked Christmas a lot...
But the Fords who owned the Lions, certainly did NOT!
The Fords hated Christmas! And the last 60 seasons!
But they won?t sell the team. They have 2 billion reasons.
Perhaps Martha?s chompers have a snarled underbite,
It could be, perhaps, that her diaper?s too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all,
Is that her beloved coach?s cranberries, are two sizes too small.
Staring blankly through space, barely mustering a frown,
At the drunks in the stands beginning to yawn.
For he knew those fans would take to the ?net,
And type in a rage, a rage he hadn?t seen yet.
"And they're blaming the defense!" he snarled with a sneer,
"I?ll only talk about next game! It's practically here!"
Then he mumbled and he groaned and he popped a cork for his Prater,
?Trust me, I?m smart, and things of that nature.?
For the day after next, he knew the forum girls and boys,
Would curse all the missing Levy?s and all the former Van Noys.
Why that hometown media will show no mercy or poise! And those forumites will make?Noisy noise! Noise!
Then that forum, will sit down to feast.
To DWT it was plain to see, the problem with this team...is the QB.
That didn?t sit well with CGVT, no it did not. Not in the least.
They filled up on DanO?s famous broasted Reiff, all of them too full to eat ANY roast beast!
And THEN they'd do something Gonz liked least of all!
They brought back Raiola to coach them to ball!
They?ll learn to bulk up like a bulldozer does.
They?ll learn to rollover and be like he was,
All the while givin? Froggy?s fuzzity fuzz-fuzz, a buzzity buzz-buzz?
and all just because!
Dare they sing playoffs? Is that even a thing? Dare they believe, BELIEVE in a RING?!
Would that bring Guitar back or just jack with his strings?
The more Chemi thought of this whole playoff thing,
The more that he hated Holland?s streak of the Red Wings!
Turk lamented, "For fifty-nine years? I've put up with it how?!"
"I?ll sell those season tickets and sell them right now!?
Niffla got an idea, to get the team outta the rut.
He jumped on the field wearing only a big blue, doughy doughnut!
The Cat missed the game, held up at the bridge, not allowed in the states, since the Bears had the Fridge.
Drew forgot his passport and was soon Passeparted right out!
And from across the puddle Marko would pout;
His skirt wafting haggis and room temperature stout.
The offensive stink, truly did stunk.Will they stink just as much as the forum once thunk?
Just like a kilt? nobody wins ?til the offense is aired out.
"I know just what to do!" said Stee fresh from the hunt,
Cooter chuckled and dialed up another run?run?pass?punt.
Just then in the huddle, Stafford called for a trick,
with a backwards santa hat and a crazy sidearm flick.
The spiral like Lightnin? whizzed through the air,
WTF is he doing, there?s two defenders right there!
That tight spiral bounced right off Ebron?s big paw,
Malto posted something about money?blah?blah?blahtity blah.
It doesn?t take an Oracle to look into the Future and see,
That losing a game comes way too easy? as easy, in fact, as 1, 2, and 3.
Whether your stocking is stuffed with looped Froots and/or nuts,
Cherish your blessings, no ifs, ands, or buts.
For that squirrel can be squirrely and steal your new mittens,
And the Lions will be Liony, re-gifting dead kittens?
Marked to ?all of our faves? courtesy of Mayhew and Millen.
Sooooo, think of your friends, those close and afar,
Those tailgating outside or lunching inside a bar,
And those at home or those munching ass next to a car.
Raise a toast to them all, on that holiday day.
To all of them in Cali, and close to the bay.
To Frank Van D, to NC, to BB, and to Dean from the UK.
And to Dpat and Main, ULF and the Ass,
To Jaddam and Japan, let?s raise our glass!
Cheers to Tom and to Seattle and Coop from the ?zoo,
To Ken, Fontes, Cody and to the Ozzie blokes too.
Whether an overtime win or a flag riddled loss,
Let?s remember those friends that we unfortunately lost.
For they are the Angels that watch from above,
And provide fourth and inches, a heavenly shove.
As the autumn leaves fall and the snowy Snow snows,
Let?s remember friends all and pray the Lions don?t blow.

Happy Holidays.

[The Cat]

The above gets my vote as top greeting of the year. Bravo!

[Marko69]

Just noticed it says at the bottom of the screen......,

"Most users online 1,119, January 7th, 2016"

What the absolute Fk happened that day?

[Cody_Russell]

"Most users online 1,119, January 7th, 2016"
What the absolute Fk happened that day?

Ebron dropped a pass somewhere in the world on that day.

If it helps, there were not any college football or NFL games on that day. No Lions coaching changes or significant players let go.
Must be either inaccurate or the forum was drunk on mock draft talk at a moment.

[-Deborah-]

Just noticed it says at the bottom of the screen......,

"Most users online 1,119, January 7th, 2016"

What the absolute Fk happened that day?

Spambot attack I think.

[jaadam4]

I googled it once to see if anything meaningful happened

[edindetroit]

I googled it once to see if anything meaningful happened

And you didn't find this?

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/01/07/teryl-austin-to-interview-with-giants/

[Marko69]

A random thought whilst wearing my "ram your Facebook up yer arse" T shirt....... Hope all is well with people like Islair & Dr Emmett and their families this Christmas.

[Cody_Russell]

[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z5FixNrk7o"]Are you ready kids? 68,719,476,736 times - YouTube[/ame]

[CGVT]

Do you all remember back in the WorldCrossing days that sometimes when the forum was a bit slow, you would get up in the morning and see that there were a slew of new posts. You'd be excited to see what people had to say, but then... You'd open them up to find that they were all Daytona John posts, mostly sexual innuendo toward Deb and Romster, never ever anything of substance or worth the time to read?

That is what is like to open the forum in the morning now.

Only now, Daytona John is DWT.

[Marko69]

Now that's weird that you say that....... just off the phone to Daytona John and he thinks Stafford is mediocre pish, but he'd like to shag his girlfriend.