Random Thoughts

[CGVT]

It's been a while since we have had a random thoughts thread...

My neighbors put a sign up in the middle of the street that says "Caution: Children Playing"

I wonder what their reaction would be if I ran it over?

[Malto Marko]

Well, if it was in the middle of the street, I am guessing they would say they put the sign in the wrong place. (Ya right)

Your excuse could be you were on the lookout for playing children and did not see the sign.;-)

[Tony G]

In my neighborhood there's a sign that says

slow
children playing

I think that's kind of mean to single out the slow kids like that.

[CGVT]

Joe Buck looks like an alien

[Malto Marko]

Joe Buck looks like an alien

.......and has the personality of cold oatmeal.

Edit: The streaked grey over the ears and dyed top is a nice touch, though.

[YT]

Why does it hurt when I pee?

[Dan V]

Chlamydia, YT

[FVD]

This neighborhood I was driving through last night had a sign that said TRAFFIC CALMING AHEAD. I thought traffic in a subdivision shouldn't have such rage that calming is required.

[Deuce]

I did some photoshopping:

[CGVT]

Good All-Star game this year.

[Iron Lion]

[Michigan_Saintsfan]

"If you fall off a skyscraper, then act like a mannequin. Someone might try to catch you. Because, hey, free mannequin."

[YT]

Chlamydia, YT

Negative! You have to have sex to catch a something. As I've been married forever, I can assure you that sex with my wife stopped years ago.

[YT]

BTW, Yankees suck!

[Desert Lion]

Re: Random Thoughts

Throughout history the human mind has been stymied but one unanswerable question. There have been many answers given, but no one knows the correct answer for sure.

My question on this is; Are we sure the Chicken crossed the road and when did this happen.

I've talked to an old old guy. People called him the "Chicken Whisperer". He says in all his years, no chicken has ever relayed such a story to him. I think the whole thing is poppycock hogwash!

Been wanting to get that off my chest for sometime. Goodnight.

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