You do just fine Deb. You'll never know how much your words and support meant, and still do. Don't underestimate yourself.
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It's a Very Trick Holiday Season Diatribe
Every Detroit fan liked the Lions a lot.
But Chemi the Grinch surely?.did NOT!
HolyT gave up Lions tickets, Turk gave up the whole Lions season!
Guitarjack still believes and accused them of treason.
Could it be kittens left dead or kicks that veered right?
It could be that perhaps Deuce was trolling tonight.
Most likely in the rankings the Lions will fall,
DanO says they?ll win, when those refs make the right call.
Whatever the reason, CG hates all the whos.
His holiday lawn cleared of all CaptBlues.
Cat stared down from his cave, with a sour Catty frown,
As Bimmer buried his who-nuts all over the ground.
For he knew every Malto down at Ford Field beneath,
Was busy selling mistletoe for ribbony wreaths.
?And their counting their wins!? Gonz snarled with a beer.
?Humbug! The playoffs will never be played here!?
Then Sparty growled, with his green fingers drumming,
?I MUST find some way to keep Whitaker from bumming!?
For tomorrow Deb knew, all the forum girls and boys,
Would test her mod patience, would test her mod poise.
And then! The Eagles! The Cards! The Cowboys!
All that the Grinch hated, the Ebrons and the Van Noys!
Then the forumites, young and the old, would sit down to feast!
Blue pudding, blue koolaid, and the roast beast!
All that Jdoggie could not stand in the least!
And then they?d do something the Grinch liked least of all!
Every fan at Ford Field, the tall and the small,
Would sway all together with Joique Bells-a-ringing.
They stand hand in hand. And the fans would start?.singing?
Forward down the field they?d sing!
SING! SING! SING!
And the more that GB thought of this victory-sing,
The more Rodgers thought, ?I must stop this whole thing!?
?Why for fifty-seven years we?ve put up with it now!?
?We MUST stop this from happening!? ?But how??
Then McCarthy got an idea?.Indeed an awful idea.
Yes, that cheesehead got a wonderfully, AWFUL idea!
?I know just what to do?, he laughed in his throat.
Then that asshole made a santy claus hat and a coat.
Chuck C clucked, ?what a mean grinchy trick!?
With this coat and this hat, he looked like our D-tackle Nick.
They needed a touchdown, the Lions looked all around.
But, since touchdowns are scarce, there were none to be found.
?Stop number one?, McCarthy Claus hissed,
?CJ will fumble and Tate will be missed.?
He climbed to the snowy roof of Frank Van D,
And stuffed his cheese curdled ass down the chimney,
Where all the Honolulu stockings all hung in a row,
?I?ll take all these stockings and a pizza to go!?
Footballs! Madden games! And Stafford Fatheads!
Why that Grinch even took Mrs. 69?s vibrating friends
From under the bed!
He took everything, the walls were left bare,
Except for Desert Lion?s medals.For those, he wouldn?t dare!
Back to MLive mountain the Grinch he retreated,
To send out idiotic posts, soon to be re-tweeted.
?Blue poos for those whos?, he was grinchishly humming,
?Kstat is finding out now, no Christmas is coming!?
He cupped his Grinch ear to hear the boo-hoos,
But that Lions forum is cheering? Those are not boos!
He thought, could it be, could it be just maybe?
That is the sound of Sharky and AE?s new grandbaby!
That sound wasn?t sad. Why that sound sounded merry.
The Lions gave a gift to the whole forum family.
Even if they don?t win, there is nothing to lose,
We have SLFs and ULFs and Drews,
Emdiggies, and Kayrones, Esseks, and fredsues.
A-Shock-a-Doc-a-Nuke, a new bro named Blues.
From Septem to L-F-I-J, and a Dean from the UK,
Coop and the Loop not too many miles away.
A YT, an Ozzie, a Dpat, and a Froggy,
Red and an Axe, Fontes, and the whole crew from Cali.
Blue and silver as far as could be seen,
Thanks to the Lions and some help from Tony G.
The Grinch forgot one thing, he shouldn?t forget,
We are all family?.
and this is the BDLFOTN.Where are we going; and what's up with this hand basket?
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Dirty Gringe bastard........, I use those vibrating friends too!
Excellent stuff there, Trick."...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”
Sir Alex Ferguson
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