Announcement

Collapse

Please support the Forum by using the Amazon Link this Holiday Season

Amazon has started their Black Friday sales and there are some great deals to be had! As you shop this holiday season, please consider using the forum's Amazon.com link (listed in the menu as "Amazon Link") to add items to your cart and purchase them. The forum gets a small commission from every item sold.

Additionally, the forum gets a "bounty" for various offers at Amazon.com. For instance, if you sign up for a 30 day free trial of Amazon Prime, the forum will earn $3. Same if you buy a Prime membership for someone else as a gift! Trying out or purchasing an Audible membership will earn the forum a few bucks. And creating an Amazon Business account will send a $15 commission our way.

If you have an Amazon Echo, you need a free trial of Amazon Music!! We will earn $3 and it's free to you!

Your personal information is completely private, I only get a list of items that were ordered/shipped via the link, no names or locations or anything. This does not cost you anything extra and it helps offset the operating costs of this forum, which include our hosting fees and the yearly registration and licensing fees.

Stay safe and well and thank you for your participation in the Forum and for your support!! --Deborah

Here is the link:
Click here to shop at Amazon.com
See more
See less

Who's Walking Around In Your Dreams?

Collapse
X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 21
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 15 21 template Next
  • #61
    I think it's pretty obvious that your dream means that Tigers rule, Lions drool.

    What's up with dreams where you know you're at your house (or your garage) but it's nothing like your house in real life? How come our mind doesn't catch this inconsistency and tell us to wake up?

    Was this covered in Inception??
    #birdsarentreal
    • Top

    Comment

    • #62
      Well, I don't usually remember my dreams, so I'll blame you guys and the thread for this one I had last night.

      I was at my house (it wasn't exactly like my house, but similar enough to know where I was) sitting on the couch watching TV with Kimiko, Tyler and a friend. Some middle-aged Japanese guy (nobody I know or have ever met) is outside in boxer shorts and Kimiko goes to talk to him at the patio door. I look over and it seems he's flashing her, so I get up and ask what he's doing. He brushes me off and goes around to the front door. I walk over and he's trying to sexually assault Kimiko. I proceed to beat the shit out of the guy. He's sprawled on the ground and I'm standing over him. I tell him if he ever touches my wife again that it'll be worse. He obviously doesn't understand me, so I repeat the entire thing again in Japanese. Then I woke up.
      2015 AAL - Ezekiel "Double Digit Sacks" Ansah.
      • Top

      Comment

      • #63
        Wow, geeze.
        #birdsarentreal
        • Top

        Comment

        • #64
          The duality of your bilingual existence has created a schism in your subconscious that has manifested itself in a phobia of naked Japanese men. Your subconscious has resolved this in a violent manner boding great harm for others in your fantasy football league
          Benny Blades~"If you break down this team man for man, we have talent to compare with any team."
          • Top

          Comment

          • #65
            Ha!
            • Top

            Comment

            • #66
              Hmmmmnnnn....

              I had a dream last night that I was a middle aged Japanese man. I had gone outside in just my boxers to check the mail and when I got back to the door some American guy and his family were in my house watching tv. I was taking a leak off of the front step when the woman came out and confronted me. The guy comes out and I tried to go back in the house. Next thing I know, the guy beats the shit out of me and screams at me to leave his wife alone even though I was just trying to get back into MY house, but he doesn't think I understand so he screams some shit at me in Japanese. Then I woke up.
              I feel like I am watching the destruction of our democracy while my neighbors and friends cheer it on
              • Top

              Comment

              • #67
                LOL
                AAL:to be determined




                2011 NFL Draft Wish List:

                1. Patrick Peterson Cornerback LSU
                2. Mark Herzlich Outside Linebacker Boston College
                3. John Moffitt Center Wisconsin
                4. Steve Schilling Guard Michigan
                5. Jeremy Kerley Wide Receiver TCU
                6. Carl Johnson Tackle Florida
                7. Johnny Patrick Cornerback Louisville
                • Top

                Comment

                • #68
                  Originally posted by CGVT View Post
                  Hmmmmnnnn....

                  I had a dream last night that I was a middle aged Japanese man. I had gone outside in just my boxers to check the mail and when I got back to the door some American guy and his family were in my house watching tv. I was taking a leak off of the front step when the woman came out and confronted me. The guy comes out and I tried to go back in the house. Next thing I know, the guy beats the shit out of me and screams at me to leave his wife alone even though I was just trying to get back into MY house, but he doesn't think I understand so he screams some shit at me in Japanese. Then I woke up.
                  I just read this at work, and it took every ounce of willpower not to burst out laughing.

                  Are you trying to get me fired?
                  2015 AAL - Ezekiel "Double Digit Sacks" Ansah.
                  • Top

                  Comment

                  • #69
                    Originally posted by Tony G View Post
                    The duality of your bilingual existence has created a schism in your subconscious that has manifested itself in a phobia of naked Japanese men. Your subconscious has resolved this in a violent manner boding great harm for others in your fantasy football league
                    I didn't play fantasy football this year... :-o
                    2015 AAL - Ezekiel "Double Digit Sacks" Ansah.
                    • Top

                    Comment

                    • #70
                      Dayam, Look what I started.
                      "Don?t worry about a thing, every little thing is gonna be alright. - Bob Marley "
                      • Top

                      Comment

                      • #71
                        Originally posted by CGVT View Post
                        Hmmmmnnnn....

                        I had a dream last night that I was a middle aged Japanese man. I had gone outside in just my boxers to check the mail and when I got back to the door some American guy and his family were in my house watching tv. I was taking a leak off of the front step when the woman came out and confronted me. The guy comes out and I tried to go back in the house. Next thing I know, the guy beats the shit out of me and screams at me to leave his wife alone even though I was just trying to get back into MY house, but he doesn't think I understand so he screams some shit at me in Japanese. Then I woke up.
                        LMAO!
                        "...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”

                        Sir Alex Ferguson                        ​
                        • Top

                        Comment

                        • #72
                          Copy That!
                          • Top

                          Comment

                          • #73
                            Originally posted by CGVT View Post
                            Hmmmmnnnn....

                            I had a dream last night that I was a middle aged Japanese man. I had gone outside in just my boxers to check the mail and when I got back to the door some American guy and his family were in my house watching tv. I was taking a leak off of the front step when the woman came out and confronted me. The guy comes out and I tried to go back in the house. Next thing I know, the guy beats the shit out of me and screams at me to leave his wife alone even though I was just trying to get back into MY house, but he doesn't think I understand so he screams some shit at me in Japanese. Then I woke up.

                            Nice! lol!
                            #birdsarentreal
                            • Top

                            Comment

                            • #74
                              I especially liked ...., "but he doesn't think i understand, so he screams some shit at me in Japanese"...., LOL.

                              Are you saying LFIJ's Japanese needs some work CGVT?
                              "...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”

                              Sir Alex Ferguson                              ​
                              • Top

                              Comment

                              • #75
                                Originally posted by LionsFanInJapan View Post
                                Well, I don't usually remember my dreams, so I'll blame you guys and the thread for this one I had last night.

                                I was at my house (it wasn't exactly like my house, but similar enough to know where I was) sitting on the couch watching TV with Kimiko, Tyler and a friend. Some middle-aged Japanese guy (nobody I know or have ever met) is outside in boxer shorts and Kimiko goes to talk to him at the patio door. I look over and it seems he's flashing her, so I get up and ask what he's doing. He brushes me off and goes around to the front door. I walk over and he's trying to sexually assault Kimiko. I proceed to beat the shit out of the guy. He's sprawled on the ground and I'm standing over him. I tell him if he ever touches my wife again that it'll be worse. He obviously doesn't understand me, so I repeat the entire thing again in Japanese. Then I woke up.
                                Originally posted by CGVT View Post
                                Hmmmmnnnn....

                                I had a dream last night that I was a middle aged Japanese man. I had gone outside in just my boxers to check the mail and when I got back to the door some American guy and his family were in my house watching tv. I was taking a leak off of the front step when the woman came out and confronted me. The guy comes out and I tried to go back in the house. Next thing I know, the guy beats the shit out of me and screams at me to leave his wife alone even though I was just trying to get back into MY house, but he doesn't think I understand so he screams some shit at me in Japanese. Then I woke up.
                                Originally posted by LionsFanInJapan View Post
                                I just read this at work, and it took every ounce of willpower not to burst out laughing.

                                Are you trying to get me fired?
                                Nope. I suspect he has no reason to know you are reading while at work.

                                ........but it was funnier than sh&t!

                                ......Gotta be some of the brews he is drinking and getting accumulated to being an old retired fu&k........
                                I long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.
                                • Top

                                Comment

                                Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 15 21 template Next
                                Working...
                                X