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  • U were not alone in missing the humor.

    As jokes go, that one was pretty lame.

    As for your parents, that's pretty bad to make Santa out as Satan. Yikes
    19.1119, NO LONGER WAITING

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    • No Panoptes, I was joking....., they didn't do that. We had Jehovah's Witnesses living right next door to us when I was ten years old and living in Geelong, Australia. Don't like speaking ill of the religious folks, but they were nuts.
      "...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”

      Sir Alex Ferguson

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      • Ok you knuckleheads. Just because you didn't get it, it doesn't mean that it wasn't funny.

        Once it was explained to me, I got a pretty good grin out of it.

        Well done, Dean!

        Ha!
        I feel like I am watching the destruction of our democracy while my neighbors and friends cheer it on

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        • A grin is about all I got too CGVT.
          "...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”

          Sir Alex Ferguson

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          • Hell, I like it so much, I'm going to post it on facebook and baffle the masses.
            I feel like I am watching the destruction of our democracy while my neighbors and friends cheer it on

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            • Like say not real joke fans!

              I'll try and pull it back though:-

              I'm so unpopular not even Jehovah's Witnesses come knocking

              no, try this,

              So this bloke says to me, "Can I come in your house and talk about your carpets?" I thought "That's all I need, a Je-hoover's witness".

              Ok maybe not that one,

              Ladyboys aren't what they used to be....

              Yeah that's the one
              AAL Quintez Cephus
              If you fall during your life, it doesn't matter. You're never a failure as long as you try to get up.

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              • Originally posted by CGVT View Post
                Hell, I like it so much, I'm going to post it on facebook and baffle them asses.
                FIFY
                AAL Quintez Cephus
                If you fall during your life, it doesn't matter. You're never a failure as long as you try to get up.

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                • Tim Vine Dean?
                  "...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”

                  Sir Alex Ferguson

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                  • Originally posted by Marko69 View Post
                    Tim Vine Dean?
                    Only the hoover one I believe! But I do like Tim Vine.
                    AAL Quintez Cephus
                    If you fall during your life, it doesn't matter. You're never a failure as long as you try to get up.

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                    • Originally posted by DeanUK View Post
                      Like say not real joke fans

                      FIFY
                      Ha!

                      I missed the dig at the "real fans" the first time.
                      I feel like I am watching the destruction of our democracy while my neighbors and friends cheer it on

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                      • Whether the joke was funny or not......, that is one fucking intelligent reindeer. An "A" for science? Well done Rudy.
                        "...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”

                        Sir Alex Ferguson

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                        • Groan
                          Benny Blades~"If you break down this team man for man, we have talent to compare with any team."

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                          • Groan yer bike boyo!!
                            "...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”

                            Sir Alex Ferguson

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                            • They've just discovered an Egyptian Mummy preserved in nuts and chocolate.

                              Yep, the Pharoh Rochet!
                              Last edited by DeanUK; December 24, 2012, 06:14 PM.
                              AAL Quintez Cephus
                              If you fall during your life, it doesn't matter. You're never a failure as long as you try to get up.

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                              • Originally posted by DeanUK View Post
                                They've just discovered an Egyptian Mummy preserved in nuts and chocolate.

                                Yep, the Pharoh Rochet!
                                Lmao!!! Better Dean. Love it.

                                Merry Xmas bud.
                                "...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”

                                Sir Alex Ferguson

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