Non-Football Related Stuff That Makes you Laugh Your Ass off

[dpatnod]

OK, I know I am a child..... But Godammit this is so funny.

The other guys in the room..... must have been trying so hard to keep their shit together..

[Marko69]

^^^^^ ^^^^^ Hilarious

[Marko69]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IRkd05bSi-o

[edindetroit]

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so
I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing,
and I said, "Nothing."
The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?"
At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.
Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?
Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion:
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
But you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.
Time for another beer. Then maybe a nap

[DanO]

Good observation edindetroit. I still think the answer is giving birth. When a child is ill we wish we could take on their illness and pain so they didn't have to go through it. That's how I felt when my wife was giving birth.

[LightninBoy]

I've always said that female irrationality is core to human survival. Any rational creature would give birth at most once and never again.

[Marko69]

Don't get arsey watching this........, it is a MUCH bigger pi$$ take on the British.

https://youtube.com/shorts/BhiGbG1YvqM?si=3luIDJwL6CQTCjYb

[edindetroit]

Make sure you watch the video.

https://www.clickondetroit.com/all-about-ann-arbor/2024/05/29/michigan-man-with-suspended-license-video-calls-into-court-hearing-while-driving/

[Marko69]

He should've said he was in a British car.

Judge: "Ok, put your camera on the driver please."

BUSTED ---->> twice!

Judge: "Ok Sir, we keep your license indefinitely and please hand yourself in by 6pm so we can CHARGE YOU FOR LYING TO THE JUDGE, MFCKA!!"

[DanO]

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For you Marko.

[Marko69]

IMG_5982.png An oldie but an absolute classic, DanO-Boy.

If you are as good at reading “The Scottish”
like Dpatnod was, check this one out……. Another oldie but it is superb.

[Marko69]

I recall you spent a few days in Glasgow, Froot Loops at your daughters dancing championships……… Did you feel safe in Glasgow?
Or edging more towards this when you escaped back to the USA?!

https://youtube.com/shorts/vMnOh48TipM?si=BL0UvpOVbfmF3mER

[CGVT]

I was taking a break from painting and I checked Facebook and found this. Ha!

Samuel Thomas is a rock star

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[edindetroit]

This is from an actual ad on Facebook Marketplace

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[-Deborah-]

Ha!