Non-Football Related Stuff That Makes you Laugh Your Ass off

[edindetroit]

Shouldn’t laugh a$$ off at all, but just had text from buddy saying he’s just home from the emergency vets in Falkirk.
He was sitting with a cup of coffee watching Scream 2,...... the scream thing pounced, he shat his pants and threw hot coffee around which hit his cat.
Cat totally ok but @ him losing his shit at the movie.

My wife and I were watching an episode of Star Trek TNG where the crew was de-evolving and Reginald Barclay turned into a spider like creature and when he popped up my wife freaked out and nearly climbed over the back of the couch. I couldn't stop laughing!

[Marko69]

A double whammy would’ve been an actual big ass American spider sitting behind the couch!

[-Deborah-]

Have ten minutes to read this Twitter thread? It's a riot.

https://twitter.com/nameshiv/status/1301521850552315904?s=20

[Marko69]

No one is ever going to believe me with this....... was in Baynes Bonnyrigg, (South Edinburgh) getting a coffee....... girl in front being served getting two sausages rolls.....

Woman behind counter says, “we’ve got the pork sausage rolls or the beef sausage rolls.”
The girl said... “What’s the difference?”
There was two or three second pause then the woman said, “Ones pork and ones beef!”

Couldn’t help losing it and laughing my ass off.

[CGVT]

Have ten minutes to read this Twitter thread? It's a riot.

https://twitter.com/nameshiv/status/1301521850552315904?s=20

That is great!

Too bad there is no ending. I want to know what happened

[-Deborah-]

That is great!

Too bad there is no ending. I want to know what happened

Did you keep hitting "See Replies"? It's easy to miss.

Looks like this was the ending, minus the drama of unloading:

[dpatnod]

[Marko69]

The LAS VEGAS Raiders?? WHIT? When did that shit happen? That's funnier than Inter Miami.

If the Las Vegas Raiders win a SB before the Lions....., aw man

[edindetroit]

The LAS VEGAS Raiders?? WHIT? When did that shit happen?

Goodness sake man pay attention!

[dpatnod]

Exactly.... what a moroon.... Fekkin Bell End.

[Marko69]

LA Raiders, Oakland Raiders, LA Raiders again, Las Vegas Raiders.

I asked my best mate, Steve Martin what would happen to his mind if the Edinburgh Hibees became the Glasgow Hibees, then back to the Edinburgh Hibees, then finished up the Stirling Hibees........

EXACTLY, Steve.

[edindetroit]

[DanO]

They use to play this on Netflix. They have stopped doing that much to my chagrin. GREAT show.

[LightninBoy]

I'm probably the last one discovering this. I'm not a huge Bill Burr fan normally, but this had me in tears. So just in the rare chance you haven't already seen this ...

[Marko69]

“Trump guy” just on Steve Wright in the afternoon on BBC Radio Two. (Trump impersonation Guy....... he’s very good)

TG: “Hey Moron, the bacon ..... is back!”
SW: “Where’s it been then?”
TG: Nowhere, it’s back bacon, moron!”

I know 🤦♂️........ but