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"...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”
You're not only an amazingly beautiful man, but you're the greatest football mind to ever exist. <-- Jeffy Shittypants actually posted this. I knew he was in love with me.
EROTIC WHIP KNOCKS OUT POWER AT LONGMONT AUTO SHOP
An employee at a Longmont auto parts store called police after noticing there was a British Fantasy Series Metal Beaded Flogger jammed into the business's outdoor breaker box.
Author:
Allison Sylte
Published:
10/16/17
A man has been booked into the Boulder County Jail for a string of incidents last week that included jamming an erotic whip into the outdoor breaker box of an auto parts store and swinging a garden hoe at an employee at a nearby business.
James Michael Kramer, 33, has been booked into the Boulder County Jail on multiple charges -- some of which stem from a bizarre string of events that occurred the afternoon of Oct. 9.
According to Longmont Police, an employee at the O?Reilly Auto Parts store in the 1400 block of Main Street realized the power was out at around noon, so they went outside to investigate.
That?s when they noticed a British Fantasy Series Metal Beaded Flogger that had recently been jammed into the breaker box, according to Longmont Police.
Police later learned that Kramer had recently purchased this very model of erotic whip at the nearby adult store and used it to disable power at O?Reilly. There was no other damage.
Around 45 minutes later, Longmont Police were called to another nearby business after receiving a report of a ?person acting oddly? and who had apparently taken the hubcaps, gas cap and windshield wipers from the company van.
An employee who saw this happen called Longmont Police and escorted Kramer inside.
That?s when police say he grabbed a garden hoe and swung it at the employee, who was able to dodge his attack and run outside.
Kramer, meanwhile, dropped the hoe and left the area, according to Longmont Police.
He was arrested two hours later and taken to the Boulder County Jail on charges that also included damaging a fence in a park at 10th Avenue and Alta Street in Longmont the day before.
According to jail records, Kramer was also wanted for allegedly violating his parole and stealing between $5,000 to $19,999.
A man who was wanted on several warrants turned himself in Monday to Redford Township police after he taunted them on Facebook and they accepted his challenge.
I long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.
The man told police he went to Kwik Trip to buy beer and got locked inside the beer cooler when it was locked at about 11:50 p.m. Tuesday, according to the report. The man said he decided he might as well just stay inside the cooler and drink the beer
"Your division isn't going through Green Bay it's going through Detroit for the next five years" - Rex Ryan
Conversation overheard while watching game 4 of the world series last night.
Picture two guys sitting across the table from each other. It's your typical small round bar room table, so there is no reason for ear piercing chit chat....Until that is, they are on round seven or eight of JACK with a beer chaser. Now we can hear every word. At one point, a guy named Ted looks at his buddy and says "you know Jim, i'm getting worried about my drinking. I'm finding it harder to last until five o'clock before hitting the bottle."
After a few moments Ted asks.."How about you, Do you have trouble waiting until five'?
Without hesitation and sounding very serious Jim replies..."Hell no! It's usually eight o'clock before I get started, but there are days it may be eight thirty or nine..."cause sometimes I may sleep in a bit".
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