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Hope you guys get this humour (or humor)....... Was just speaking with my dad there. He was out in the car with my nephew, (7 years old)....., they are on the motorway and one of the overhead motorway signs says, "CAUTION FOG".
Wee Aleks says, "What's cat-ee-on Fog, Grandad?"
Dad: "Oh, that's the new fog we get here now. It's from outer space. Close the windows, can't be breathing in that stuff. Yes, that Cat-ee-on fog is a killer!"
He used to do that stuff to me all the flippin time!"...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”
Sir Alex Ferguson
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Originally posted by dpatnod View PostThat picture is a young Jim Caldewell running for his life from Suh btw.
If you haven't seen this, it is good for a chuckle.
http://www.prideofdetroit.com/2016/1...-photoshoppingF#*K OHIO!!!
You're not only an amazingly beautiful man, but you're the greatest football mind to ever exist. <-- Jeffy Shittypants actually posted this. I knew he was in love with me.
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Originally posted by Marko69 View PostHope you guys get this humour (or humor)....... Was just speaking with my dad there. He was out in the car with my nephew, (7 years old)....., they are on the motorway and one of the overhead motorway signs says, "CAUTION FOG".
Wee Aleks says, "What's cat-ee-on Fog, Grandad?"
Dad: "Oh, that's the new fog we get here now. It's from outer space. Close the windows, can't be breathing in that stuff. Yes, that Cat-ee-on fog is a killer!"
He used to do that stuff to me all the flippin time!2015 AAL - Ezekiel "Double Digit Sacks" Ansah.
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Originally posted by CGVT View PostHa! A dad joke is a dad joke, regardless of the country.
Very quickly, when I was 6 or 7, I read the word "Dalmatian" as Dala-mat-al-ion.
My dad STILL calls the film "101 Dala-mat-al-ions.""...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”
Sir Alex Ferguson
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Originally posted by Marko69 View Postvery true.
Very quickly, when I was 6 or 7, I read the word "Dalmatian" as Dala-mat-al-ion.
My dad STILL calls the film "101 Dala-mat-al-ions.""Your division isn't going through Green Bay it's going through Detroit for the next five years" - Rex Ryan
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Originally posted by UKBB View PostI was at my parents house when my nephew (then about 4 or 5 years old) asked me if I could hand him the magic flying glass. Took me a minute to figure out what he was asking for.
The truth be told, I knew the word I inserted was not likely correct, but I liked my version better anyway. It's still the way I prefer to hear it today.
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