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HEY, HEY, FKN HEY......., CALM THE FK DOWN!! Genesis are from THIS side of the pond!
Last edited by Marko69; November 24, 2016, 08:23 AM.
Reason: Add a smiley Ffs!!
"...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”
Hope you guys get this humour (or humor)....... Was just speaking with my dad there. He was out in the car with my nephew, (7 years old)....., they are on the motorway and one of the overhead motorway signs says, "CAUTION FOG".
Wee Aleks says, "What's cat-ee-on Fog, Grandad?"
Dad: "Oh, that's the new fog we get here now. It's from outer space. Close the windows, can't be breathing in that stuff. Yes, that Cat-ee-on fog is a killer!"
He used to do that stuff to me all the flippin time!
"...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”
I never knew that's who it was in your pic. Hilarious
F#*K OHIO!!!
You're not only an amazingly beautiful man, but you're the greatest football mind to ever exist. <-- Jeffy Shittypants actually posted this. I knew he was in love with me.
Hope you guys get this humour (or humor)....... Was just speaking with my dad there. He was out in the car with my nephew, (7 years old)....., they are on the motorway and one of the overhead motorway signs says, "CAUTION FOG".
Wee Aleks says, "What's cat-ee-on Fog, Grandad?"
Dad: "Oh, that's the new fog we get here now. It's from outer space. Close the windows, can't be breathing in that stuff. Yes, that Cat-ee-on fog is a killer!"
He used to do that stuff to me all the flippin time!
You're not only an amazingly beautiful man, but you're the greatest football mind to ever exist. <-- Jeffy Shittypants actually posted this. I knew he was in love with me.
Ha! A dad joke is a dad joke, regardless of the country.
very true.
Very quickly, when I was 6 or 7, I read the word "Dalmatian" as Dala-mat-al-ion.
My dad STILL calls the film "101 Dala-mat-al-ions."
"...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”
Very quickly, when I was 6 or 7, I read the word "Dalmatian" as Dala-mat-al-ion.
My dad STILL calls the film "101 Dala-mat-al-ions."
I was at my parents house when my nephew (then about 4 or 5 years old) asked me if I could hand him the magic flying glass. Took me a minute to figure out what he was asking for.
"Your division isn't going through Green Bay it's going through Detroit for the next five years" - Rex Ryan
You're not only an amazingly beautiful man, but you're the greatest football mind to ever exist. <-- Jeffy Shittypants actually posted this. I knew he was in love with me.
I was at my parents house when my nephew (then about 4 or 5 years old) asked me if I could hand him the magic flying glass. Took me a minute to figure out what he was asking for.
When I listen to music I typically zone out on the lyrics and listen more to the melody. Consequently, my wife stated laughing at me when I heard a song come on the radio and I said, "there's that racquetball song!" (I have played racquetball for decades). "What are you talking about?", she asked, "what does Burton Cummings, Stand Tall song have to do with with racquetball?" I said, "listen to him, he is singing, 'Stand tall, racquetball'". She couldn't stop laughing as she told me that the correct lyrics were "Stand tall, don't you fall".
The truth be told, I knew the word I inserted was not likely correct, but I liked my version better anyway. It's still the way I prefer to hear it today.
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