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Finally a good squirrel video
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The very last one made me laugh the hardest.Originally posted by Kapture1 View Post
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seen these before, still love the first one the most
[ame]http://youtu.be/dVj7qGkmayk[/ame]Benny Blades~"If you break down this team man for man, we have talent to compare with any team."Comment
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Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another 'Economic Stimulus' payment.
This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by using a Q & A format:
Q. What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.
Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen of it.
Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a;high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China?
A. Shut up.
Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U.S. economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:
* If you spend the stimulus money at Walmart, the money will ;go to China or Sri Lanka.
* If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs.
* If you purchase a computer, it will go to India, Taiwan or ;China.
* If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala.
* If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea.
* If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan.
* If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go ;to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.
Instead, keep the money in America by:
1) Spending it at yard sales, or
2) Going to ball games, or
3) Spending it on prostitutes, or
4) Beer or
5) Tattoos.
(These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S.)
Conclusion:
Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard ;sale and drink beer all day !
No need to thank me, I'm just glad I could be of help.Benny Blades~"If you break down this team man for man, we have talent to compare with any team."Comment
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Kind of in line with the other newscasting goofs...
[ame]https://twitter.com/EvaMarie_511/status/418444574323769344[/ame]Lions free since 6/23/2020Comment
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Benny Blades~"If you break down this team man for man, we have talent to compare with any team."Comment
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Any of you guys like some comedy (and it is comedy) directed at yourselves? Sorry if this offends, (especially you, Tony,......, you may be too patriotic for this) but I'm sure Panoptes and others who like a laugh will appreciate......., and Bimmer......, check 2:45 - 2:60 ish!
[ame]http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xUdaPNXC_68[/ame]"...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”
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not bad, but it really is the Mexicans faultBenny Blades~"If you break down this team man for man, we have talent to compare with any team."Comment
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Wow!#birdsarentrealComment
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I misread this paragragh
Squirrels have bitten to death a stray dog which was barking at them in a Russian park, local media report.
I thought it said that the dog was barking at them in Russian
Ha!Last edited by CGVT; January 4, 2014, 07:34 PM.I feel like I am watching the destruction of our democracy while my neighbors and friends cheer it onComment
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^ hehehe ^ very good.
Would that be "woofski" ?"...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”
Sir Alex FergusonComment
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Woofstrovia!Originally posted by CGVT View Post"Your division isn't going through Green Bay it's going through Detroit for the next five years" - Rex RyanComment
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Woofka!Benny Blades~"If you break down this team man for man, we have talent to compare with any team."Comment
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