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  • The reporter actually read the names out and it didn't click? Ho Lee Fuk, I just don't believe that at all.

    Wi Tu Lo. LOL!
    "...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”

    Sir Alex Ferguson

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    • Oh, and I forgot to ask......., wtf is that supposed to be on the girls chest under "What would Jesus do?"
      "...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”

      Sir Alex Ferguson

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      • Originally posted by CGVT View Post
        Ho Lee Chit! How could they fall for that?
        FIFY
        To be a professional means that you don't die. - Takeru "the Tsunami" Kobayashi

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        • The reporter actually read the names out loud... __________________
          The hacking would be to their teleprompter
          Benny Blades~"If you break down this team man for man, we have talent to compare with any team."

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          • Originally posted by Marko69 View Post
            Oh, and I forgot to ask......., wtf is that supposed to be on the girls chest under "What would Jesus do?"
            Not quite sure myself but it does appear to be a graphic representation of something
            Benny Blades~"If you break down this team man for man, we have talent to compare with any team."

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            • Tony Marko- I believe that would be a Human Centipede. You should probably google it.
              To be a professional means that you don't die. - Takeru "the Tsunami" Kobayashi

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              • No! I have no brain bleach available so if there's an image of it, I will be unable to remove it from my cranium.
                Benny Blades~"If you break down this team man for man, we have talent to compare with any team."

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                • Ho Lee Fuk.

                  Or should that've been, Hole Lick Suk
                  "...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”

                  Sir Alex Ferguson

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                  • And she got that tattooed......, on her chest where it can be seen? She's a strange one.
                    So, what is the relevance of the Jesus part? I can't remember reading about any human centipedes at the Last Supper?
                    "...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”

                    Sir Alex Ferguson

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                    • NTSB intern gives erroneous names of Asiana flight 214 crew

                      NTSB says intern confirmed 'inaccurate, offensive' names

                      Author: Dave Bartkowiak Jr. , Online News Editor, dbartkowiak@wdiv.com
                      Published On: Jul 12 2013 09:12:59 PM EDT Updated On: Jul 12 2013 10:16:43 PM EDT









                      A summer intern at the National Transportation Safety Board is to blame for giving out erroneous names of the flight crew on Asiana flight 214 which crashed July 6 at San Francisco International Airport.
                      The NTSB released a statement Friday about the intern's "erroneous confirmation."
                      The statement reads:
                      Quick Clicks




                      "The National Transportation Safety Board apologizes for inaccurate and offensive names that were mistakenly confirmed as those of the pilots of Asiana flight 214, which crashed at San Francisco International Airport on July 6. Earlier today, in response to an inquiry from a media outlet, a summer intern acted outside the scope of his authority when he erroneously confirmed the names of the flight crew on the aircraft. The NTSB does not release or confirm the names of crewmembers or people involved in transportation accidents to the media. We work hard to ensure that only appropriate factual information regarding an investigation is released and deeply regret today's incident. Appropriate actions will be taken to ensure that such a serious error is not repeated."
                      The TV station KTVU, based in the San Francisco area, falsely reported the names on Friday and later issued an apology.
                      "We heard this person verify the information without questioning who they were and then rushed the names on our noon newscast," the apology reads in part.
                      Benny Blades~"If you break down this team man for man, we have talent to compare with any team."

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                      • The best opening paragraph on Wikipedia



                        Lieutenant-General Sir Adrian Paul Ghislain Carton de Wiart VC, KBE, CB, CMG, DSO (5 May 1880 – 5 June 1963), was a British Army officer of Belgian and Irish descent. He served in the Boer War, First World War, and Second World War, was shot in the face, head, stomach, ankle, leg, hip, and ear, survived a plane crash, tunneled out of a POW camp, and bit off his own fingers when a doctor refused to amputate them. He later said, "Frankly I had enjoyed the war." -
                        Benny Blades~"If you break down this team man for man, we have talent to compare with any team."

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                        • One man's soap nightmare

                          Posted in Bizarre - 22 November 2007 - 75 comments
                          This is so funny I actually cried when I read it. It's an exchange between a guy staying in a London hotel and the staff of the hotel. The letters were sent to The Sunday Times.
                          Dear Maid,
                          Please do not leave any more of those little bars of soap in my bathroom since I have brought my own bath-sized Imperial Leather. Please remove the six unopened little bars from the shelf under the medicine chest and another three in the shower soap dish.
                          They are in my way.
                          Thank you,
                          S. Berman
                          Dear Room 635,
                          I am not your regular maid. She will be back tomorrow, Thursday, from her day off. I took the 3 hotel soaps out of the shower soap dish as you requested.
                          The 6 bars on your shelf I took out of your way and put on top of your Kleenex dispenser in case you should change your mind. This leaves only the 3 bars I left today.
                          My instructions from the management are to leave 3 soaps daily. I hope this is satisfactory.
                          Kathy, Relief Maid
                          Dear Maid.
                          I hope you are my regular maid.
                          Apparently Kathy did not tell you about my note to her concerning the little bars of soap.
                          When I got back to my room this evening, found you had added 3 little Camays to the shelf under my medicine cabinet.
                          I am going to be here in the hotel for two weeks and have brought my own bath-size Imperial Leather, so I won't need those 6 little Camays, which are on the shelf. They are in my way when shaving, brushing teeth, etc.
                          Please remove them.
                          S. Berman
                          Dear Mr. Berman,
                          The assistant manager, Mr. Kensedder, informed me this morning that you called him last evening and said you were unhappy with your maid service.
                          I have assigned a new girl to your room. I hope you will accept my apologies for any past inconvenience. If you have any future complaints, please contact me so I can give it my personal attention, Call extension 1108 between 8AM and 5PM.
                          Thank you.
                          Elaine Carmen, Housekeeper.
                          Dear Miss Carmen,
                          It is impossible to contact you by phone since I leave the hotel for business at 7:45 AM and don't get back before 5:30 or 6PM. That's the reason I called Mr. Kensedder last night. You were already off duty.
                          I only asked Mr. Kensedder if he could do anything about those little bars of soap. The new maid you assigned me must have thought I was a new check in today, since she left another 3 bars of hotel soap in my medicine cabinet, along with her regular delivery of 3 bars on the Bathroom shelf.
                          In just 5 days here I have accumulated 24 little bars of soap.
                          Why are you doing this to me?
                          S. Berman
                          Dear Mr. Berman,
                          Your maid, Kathy, has been instructed to stop delivering soap to your room and remove the extra soaps. If I can be of further assistance, please call extension 1108 between 8 AM and 5PM.
                          Thank you,
                          Elaine Carmen, Housekeeper.
                          Dear Mr. Kensedder,
                          My bath-size Imperial Leather is missing. Every bar of soap was taken from my room, including my own bath-size Imperial Leather. I came in late last night and had to call the bellhop to bring me 4 little Cashmere Bouquets.
                          S. Berman.
                          Dear Mr. Berman,
                          I have informed our housekeeper, Elaine Carmen, of your soap problem.
                          I cannot understand why there was no soap in your room since our maids are instructed to leave 3 bars of soap each time they service a room.
                          The situation will be rectified immediately.
                          Please accept my apologies for the inconvenience.
                          Martin L. Kensedder, Assistant Manager.
                          Dear Mrs. Carmen,
                          Who the hell left 54 little bars of Camay in my room?
                          I came in last night and found 54 little bars of soap. I don't want 54 little bars of Camay. I want my one damn bar of bath-size Imperial Leather.
                          Do you realise I have 54 bars of soap in here?
                          All I want is my bath-size Imperial Leather.
                          Please give me back my bath-size Imperial Leather.
                          S. Berman.
                          Dear Mr. Berman,
                          You complained of too much soap in your room, so I had them removed.
                          Then you complained to Mr. Kensedder that all your soap was missing, so I personally returned them. The 24 Camays which had been taken and the 3 Camays you are supposed to receive daily.
                          I don't know anything about the 4 Cashmere Bouquets.
                          Obviously your maid, Kathy, did not know I had returned your soaps, so she also brought 24 Camays plus the 3 daily Camays.
                          I don't know where you got the idea this hotel issues bath-size Imperial Leather.
                          However, I was able to locate some bath-size Ivory, which I left in your room.
                          Elaine Carmen, Housekeeper.

                          Dear Mrs. Carmen,
                          Just a short note to bring you up-to-date on my latest soap inventory.
                          As of today I possess:
                          On the shelf under the medicine cabinet, 18 Camay in 4 stacks of 4 and 1 stack of 2. On the Kleenex dispenser, 11 Camay in 2 stacks of 4 and 1 stack of 3.
                          On the bedroom dresser, 1 stack of 3 Cashmere Bouquet, 1 stack of 4 hotel-size Ivory, and 8 Camay in 2 stacks of 4.
                          Inside the medicine cabinet, 14 Camay in 3 stacks of 4 and 1 stack of 2.
                          In the shower soap dish, 6 Camay, very moist.
                          On the northeast corner of the tub, 1 Cashmere Bouquet, slightly used.
                          On the northwest corner of the tub, 6 Camays in 2 stacks of 3.
                          Please ask Kathy when she services my room to make sure the stacks are neatly piled and dusted.
                          Also, please advise her that stacks of more than 4 have a tendency to tip over.
                          May I suggest that my bedroom window sill is not in use and will make an excellent spot for future soap deliveries.
                          One more item, I have purchased another bar of bath-size Imperial Leather which I am keeping in the hotel vault in order to avoid further misunderstandings.
                          S. Berman
                          Benny Blades~"If you break down this team man for man, we have talent to compare with any team."

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                            Benny Blades~"If you break down this team man for man, we have talent to compare with any team."

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                              • Good ones, Tony.
                                I long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.

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