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What athiests cry out during sex:
"Wait. This isn't my birthday."
/suddenly believes in God
"Wait. This isn't my birthday."
/suddenly believes in God
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It's so flat you can watch your dog run away for three days. -
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So reindeer really can fly. Who knew?It's so flat you can watch your dog run away for three days.Comment
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LOL! Poor fella"I ain't the type to bitch, I ain't the type to cry, I will sit at your red light and wait for your shit to go by."Comment
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That has to be a kicker.Lions free since 6/23/2020Comment
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There's a joke in there somewhere.It's so flat you can watch your dog run away for three days.Comment
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Lions free since 6/23/2020Comment
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Michigan left's are a hell of a lot better than having no turn arounds at all. In Florida you have to sit at endless left turn lights to make a left or to go to the opposite way.Comment
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This left turn thing? Is it a joke? If it is, I ain't getting it. What's the deal with turning left? Do you not just turn left and carry on with your day? Turning right over here is no problem at all......, until you have some bastard going straight on coming opposite way trying to make the light...., then it's a close thing."...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”
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