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Didn't want to give my uncles name away but since you say he sounds a hoot......, he actually is......, and his name is Donald.
Quote from Uncle Donald four years ago: "Great. Now the biggest arsehole on the planet is also called Donald.""...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”
Sir Alex Ferguson
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At MSU they hosted one of the 1992 Presidential debates, I won a lottery to go to it. I don't remember anything about the debate. The only thing that was notable was the amount of secret service agents. I think I must have walked past 20 of them before I got into the building, they look exactly like they are portrayed in the movies!
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How do these guys even become these agents? Were they marines or something first? Genuinely don't know. It's like real life James Bond shit."...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”
Sir Alex Ferguson
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A little boy opened the big family Bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages. 'Mama, look what I found,' the boy called out. 'What have you got there, dear?' With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, 'I think it's Adam's underwear!'"Your division isn't going through Green Bay it's going through Detroit for the next five years" - Rex Ryan
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Graffiti art defaced by spectators at South Korea gallery
Graffiti artwork on display in South Korea has been damaged by a couple who thought brushes and paint laid in front of the piece were for visitors' use."Your division isn't going through Green Bay it's going through Detroit for the next five years" - Rex Ryan
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Ohio man tried to return 14 stolen cases of Bud Light to Kroger claiming 'wife bought wrong beer'
Video shows the man entering the Delhi Township, Ohio store and piling a shopping cart with the 14 cases of Bud Light. He then walks right out of the store, only to immediately walk back in and try to return them.
"Your division isn't going through Green Bay it's going through Detroit for the next five years" - Rex Ryan
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28E1D96D-F687-4F55-B5A3-0ACEACEA2B52.jpeg Had to take a pic of this while out and about. Piss-take on last year when people were panic buying toilet rolls."...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”
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Baron, your pig story reminded me of one from my very first college biology course. The prof was an old OLD dood everybody called "Frog" Arnold (Dr. Arnold, actually). He told us about being raised on a farm and about having a hog that got out of the penned area EVERY day. His father put him in charge of finding out how, and he discovered that the hog had discovered a hollow log that was wedged under the fence in a "wash," and the hog just squeezed its way through that thing anytime he wanted out.
Well, Dr. Frog pulled the hollow log out from under the fence and sealed the opening, but left the log lying there parallel to the fence.
Then, anytime he needed entertainment he said he'd go out and sit and watch that hog just KEEP going through that hollow log, then standing there for a while wondering why he wasn't on the other side, THEN trying it again, and.....so on and so on.
True story from 1957 --- the kind you never forget!"Your division isn't going through Green Bay it's going through Detroit for the next five years" - Rex Ryan
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My dad occasionally contributed to Bob Talbert's column and he called my dad Grampa Walt from Livonia or something like that. One contribution was a look alike and my dad said Wayne Fontes and a California Raisin."Your division isn't going through Green Bay it's going through Detroit for the next five years" - Rex Ryan
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"...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”
Sir Alex Ferguson
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