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    I feel like I am watching the destruction of our democracy while my neighbors and friends cheer it on

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      • The only thing missing from that Marvin Jones touchdown reversal is that it wasn't a first round playoff game.

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        • ^ Physically boked. ^
          "...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”

          Sir Alex Ferguson

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          • Well, I always thought it tasted like fish....not chicken.

            Funny story: Back in the 80's I was stationed a Camp Lejeune, North Carolina. There was a McDonald's at the base. Some guys from my unit and I stop in to get a feed. We're sitting at a table, enjoying our meal, and another Jarhead walks by in a t-shirt that says: "If it tastes like fish, it's a tasty dish" across the front, and across the back is some advert for a restaurant somewhere...
            There's a young lady working there in the standard McDonald's uniform of the time, wiping down tables... All of a sudden she blurts out: "mine don't smell like fish, honey!"
            ...my buddy Schneider across the table is blowing Coke outta his nose, half of the place is laughing, and the other half is in shocked silence.

            ...probably one of the funniest moments in my entire life...

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            • 2015 AAL - Ezekiel "Double Digit Sacks" Ansah.

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              • So, this is some pretty funny shit.

                Earlier this year, I took advantage of a promotion to become an Amazon Prime member because I knew later I would save money in shipping because of time of need. Two day guaranteed is expensive after Thanksgiving.

                This weekend after getting input from my daughter for my granddaughters, I learned a book set and a ......get this......beginning cake decorating set would be the cats meow. OK. So, (you liking this yet Marko?) I order them both from the link on this website on Amazon.

                After the order is placed, I thought a book on begining cake decorating techniques might be in order. I find one for $3.99 but can not order it because it is a tack on sale and only available with an order of $25.00 or more.

                Well, (See Marko, I can change it up) I decide to go back and alter the original order, cancel the cake making tools, then move on.

                I then place another order (of course through the link here) for the cake decorating tools and add on the book. Order Accepted. The cake decorating tools arrived today and the book is scheduled to be recieved by Thursday.

                The original order of books is supposed to arrive tomorrow.

                UPS, USPS and FedEx has to love these guys.
                I long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.

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                • The logistics of holiday deliveries fascinates me. I ordered from Amazon on Saturday afternoon. The item shipped via US Mail and arrived from Kentucky on Monday.
                  #birdsarentreal

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                  • It could be worse for them, Mark. I ordered something on Saturday, and it was scheduled for delivery on Monday...Sunday night at 9:30pm my doorbell rings. I feel so bad for those guys. It was just a Christmas present and no rush at all.

                    I get notifications when I'm on amazon Japan that if I order by noon, I can get same day shipping on many items. Just crazy.
                    2015 AAL - Ezekiel "Double Digit Sacks" Ansah.

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                    • Really ? ...... I mean, REALLY ??????????????????????

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                      • Originally posted by Sharkbait View Post
                        Really ? ...... I mean, REALLY ??????????????????????

                        http://fox11online.com/news/offbeat/...t-stop-farting
                        And she ends up with a broken hip and in jail.
                        "Your division isn't going through Green Bay it's going through Detroit for the next five years" - Rex Ryan

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                        • lip, not hip.

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                          • Originally posted by bimmer84 View Post
                            lip, not hip.
                            LOL oops...
                            "Your division isn't going through Green Bay it's going through Detroit for the next five years" - Rex Ryan

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                            • Don't let it happen again. Forum accuracy dropped a couple of points to 37% ;)

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                              • Dave Barry knocks it out of the park again.

                                Lions Fans.

                                Demanding Excellence since Pathetic Patricia Piddled the Pooch!

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