Non-Football Related Stuff That Makes you Laugh Your Ass off

[DanO]

Oh tell them to loosen up their Kimono a little bit.

[Marko69]

I feel very bad for just finishing laughing my fk arse off. Long story short, yesterday I was working at a Furnace job on Easter Road in Edinburgh, and the very able old woman next door ( I'd day about 75 years old) moaned her face off all day about the noise of our drills etc.
Today, I'm back there finishing off, and it's very windy outside. I was standing at the window having a coffee and the old lady is outside putting some garbage in her plastic wheelly bin. The wind caught the bin lid and flipped open and smacked her square in the face. My God I nearly collapsed with laughter.
But for you people who will think I'm a pure casterixnt, I did go outside and ask if she was ok. Her reply....., "you not finished yet?"
Old, bin face, bastard.

[LionsFanInJapan]

This is why you need to video tape things and put them on youtube, Marko.

[Marko69]

I said to my son, "Shouldve videoed this"
My son said, "But what if it didn't happen? You'd just be a weirdo videoing a granny!"

[DanO]

Just get a hardhat cam and leave it running all the time when you're working.

[Sharkbait]

Just get a hardhat cam and leave it running all the time when you're working.

You can shut it off when you go to the men's room, however.

[Panoptes]

Second the notion

[Marko69]

You can shut it off when you go to the men's room, however.

A helmet videoing helmets?

[Malto Marko]

I don't think the helmet cams are capable of picking up microscopic items.

[Tony G]

Don't Tweet Menacing Things To Airlines, Like This Girl

[Coop]

internet privileges REVOKED....

[Malto Marko]

internet privileges REVOKED....

OMG! You think her parents will find out?

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There is nothing


in her original statement that could be constructed as a threat against the airline. She just played the stereotype card and the airline bought it.

Even if the tweet was legit, Ibrihim could have been tweeting that he's bringing his wife's family in for a surprise. Nothing sinister.

Was this a smart move by a supposed 14-year-old girl? No, but the airline reacted the same way George Zimmerman would have if he saw a suspicious looking black kid in Zimmerman's neighborhood.

This has to be the dumbest thing someone can reply to the original statement.


Only a dumb ass would think the original statement could have been bringing in family members.



......and to equate to another dumb ass.



.....well stupid begets stupid and stupid always thinks it is others that are stupid.

[Tony G]

Teen arrested for tweeting airline terror threat

By Salma Abdelaziz, CNN
updated 1:29 PM EDT, Mon April 14, 2014


Airline alerts teen's terror tweet to FBI




STORY HIGHLIGHTS

• Teen from Rotterdam threatens American Airlines via Twitter
• She pretended to be a member of al Qaeda named Ibrahim
• Threatening anyone via Twitter violates the company's policies

(CNN) -- Police arrested a 14-year-old Dutch girl Monday after she tweeted a terror threat to American Airlines that catapulted her into social media fame overnight.

A Twitter user calling herself Sarah with the handle @QueenDemetriax_ tweeted "@AmericanAir hello my name's Ibrahim and I'm from Afghanistan. I'm part of Al Qaida and on June 1st I'm gonna do something really big bye."

American Airlines responded swiftly from their official Twitter account saying "@QueenDemetriax_ Sarah, we take these threats very seriously. Your IP address and details will be forwarded to security and the FBI."
Moments later, in a series of tweets, the girl pleaded with the airline, writing "I'm just a girl" and claiming the threat was a joke made by her friend.

The teenager turned herself in at a police station in the Dutch port city of Rotterdam on Monday afternoon after authorities launched an investigation into her whereabouts, Wessel Stolle, a Rotterdam police department spokesman told CNN.

"The assumption made by her tweets was taken seriously, and I may add that it is a rather alarming threat," Stolle said.

The girl has been charged with "posting a false or alarming announcement" under Dutch law, but the consequences of the accusation remain unclear.

"She will be questioned for the next couple of hours and after that she might be sent home during the investigation," Stolle said. "We do not know yet. That will have to come out of the investigation."
Rotterdam police said they are in contact with several agencies, but did not confirm if the FBI or any other American agency may be involved in the investigation.

American Airlines stood by their actions Monday despite the girl's appeals on Twitter, including one message that reportedly read "I'm so sorry I'm scared now."

"At American, the safety of our passengers and crew is our top priority. We take security matters very seriously and work with authorities on a case-by-case basis," American spokesman Matt Miller told CNN. "American's response was taken down per our standard procedures. In this type of situation, we flag the conversation with the proper authorities and then take down the message(s)."

Twitter has suspended the account associated with "@QueenDemetriax_."
Twitter doesn't allow users to "make direct, specific threats of violence against others," according to its abusive behavior policy, which is part of its Twitter rules.

[Marko69]

Considering how huge this Facebook and Twitter thing is, I'm surprised this kind of thing doesn't happen more.

[dpatnod]

In another era, its the Jerky Boys, and made people lots of money.

I kind of feel bad for that kid.