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[RVA_Lion]

Maybe to avoid future issues with membership, we could implement a screening process. Step 1 could be a quiz similar to this.

Which defense is most effective against a Green Bay, three wideout set?

A. 4-3 3-4 wildcat wishbone safety blitz (with or without Suh stomp)
B. Just hand the ball to Barry
C. facemask horse collar zone with after the whistle chop block
D. Pound Bush

Matt Stafford was conceived?.

A. In a Chevy outside of Ford Field
B. In a UPS truck outside of Fedex Field.
C. By a sailor outside of Soldier Field
D. Jay Cutler can suck it

Which of the following is False?

Jeff Backus showed more cheek than the Dallas cheerleaders.
Jeff Backus committed more false starts than a ?78 Gremlin with sugar in the tank.
Jeff Backus had some sugar in his tank.
Jeff Backus rhymes with Jared Allen?s bizzatch.

Match the Ziggy to the accomplishment.

A. having sacks on QBs
B. having QB?s sacks on him
C. in the funny papers
D. rolling funny papers

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ROFL!

[Trickalicious]

Okay, I saw some new memberships but didn't see anyone checking in here lately.

So, I am making my multi-stepped beginner's course free, one time only, to the public. Act now, and receive all the survival hints one must know to make it in this unforgiving environment as a noob. Are you tired of sitting at the nerd table for lunch? Sick of having your pudding cups taken by forum bullies? Isn't it time you brought the yellow hammer of justice upon those veteran posters?

The first step of the program is Infancy. You will learn the basics of pooping in this diaper (and I don't mean a solid poo, I am talking mashed peas and condensed milk here) by posting random, lazy, and otherwise baffling comments. Once achieved, you will know the pride of making at least one long time poster simply reply with "WTF?"

Your adrenaline shot of ego will propel you into Toddler phase. This is where you will learn the intricacies of sticking to your guns, defending even the most mind numbing of comments, and questioning any logical post, all in the name of making your pre-pubescent voice heard. By the end of this phase, you will have the demeanor of a toddler whose lollipop has been unjustly snatched. The goal is to be heard. If you can't speak with content, speak with volume.

Due to copyright law, I am not at liberty to divulge more of this extraordinary step program publicly. (HINT: topics include...wasting others' time with long winded diatribes and sucking up to moderators). To learn more, you...MUST...ACT...NOW. Check in here and take the first step to fighting the good fight. Join the ranks of us noobs, and together, we will SURVIVE.

[Marko69]

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[Islair]

Kansas better chase that dog down soon, and get back and guard his position on this forum, or Trick will just take it from him.

[Kansas]

It's too late. Trick is a funny dude. And look, he's only been here since April and he's already mastered the "wasting others' time with long winded diatribes." I actually read that post above while I was at work with my boss waiting on my weekly report, fer crissakes. Dude's a gawddam savant.

[-Deborah-]

lol there's room for more than one funny man around here!!

[Malto Marko]

Too funny, Trick.

Kansas will find a way to counter, once he gets laid.

I am guessing about another year or two.

[Trickalicious]

Too funny, Trick.

Kansas will find a way to counter, once he gets laid.

I am guessing about another year or two.

It won't be long before Deborah finds out I have been outsourcing to a chain of Chinese sweat shops and using lead paint in all my posts.

Kansas, if you lose your job, you can come work with me making stretchy pirate tights.

[bimmer84]

Oh no, here come the pirate pic again. . .

[Islair]

I love this place.....so much better than working.

[Panoptes]

Looking back, why was LFIJ trying so hard with Hircine?

[LionsFanInJapan]

That...is a good question. I think I was bored at work or something.

[Panoptes]

Sort of rhetorical from my end.

You appear to be a genuinely nice guy.

[Islair]

He is a giant among men......but that might have something to do with his location.

[LionsFanInJapan]

Life experiences are slowing beating that out of me, so just give me a few more years. ;)

Hey now, Joel. The younger kids are getting taller. There are a few of my students this year that are only an inch or two shorter than me!