What chu talkin bout Willis? Strange stories....

[Drew]

Sue locked the keys in the car while it was running and had our oldest in the car when he was just a baby. I had to get out of work to come unlock the door.

We came up to visit my mom and dad one winter, and locked our keys in our car while it was running. We were getting ready to call the locksmith when I just decided to try one of my dads car keys to unlock it, and it did.

[YT]

Shortly after we moved into our current residence (I know...it's hard keeping track with us) we went out for a nice dinner and came home to realize that neither Leti nor I had keys to unlock the house.

Luckily, we were able to get into the garage with the opener and I grabbed my cordless drill and my tool box and started looking for a place to get into without it being too obvious to the owner.

I decided to try to go in through the sliding glass door and commenced to drilling a hole in the metal door handle. After 3 broken drill bits and 45 minutes, I managed to get a small screw driver into the hole and pop the lock.

The next day, I went and had an extra set of keys cut that are kept in the freezer in the garage, under a package of meat marker "Cabeza De Chivo" (goat head)

[jaadam4]

Cabeza De Chivo!!!!!!!!!!

[Newbomb Turk]

well, at least she is chasing her dream:

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/1027360/woman-aims-to-become-worlds-fattest

[DanO]

"Sue locked the keys in the car while it was running and had our oldest in the car when he was just a baby. I had to get out of work to come unlock the door."
----------------------------Kellie did that one time to our oldest when he was an infant. It was winter and she had the heat running. She had to call the police. I thought it was a simple mistake as she said she forgot something in the house and accidentally hit the auto lock. Several years later my parents were visiting and I was at work. Kellie put all three kids in the car, started it, turned the heat on, it was winter, and went back in the house. My parents thought she forgot something. Kellie went to the master bathroom and was in there for 20 minutes when my dad, pretty pissed, went in our bedroom and master bath and told her to either leave or get the kids out of the car. It was obvious this was common practice for her. Get the kids in the car, turn the heat on so it's warm when she gets in, and go back in the house and finish fixing the hair and putting makeup on. I admonished her but have no idea if she actually stopped as the only time these situations present themselves is when I wasn't there.

GO LIONS "10" !!!!!!!!!!

[jaadam4]

thats messed up DanO. Sorry dude.

[-Deborah-]

well, at least she is chasing her dream:

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/102...worlds-fattest

That is sick on so many levels.

[Panoptes]

They always said, "Dream Big!".

[Malto Marko]

Why doesn't she just try to break the Guinness record for most wins at russian roulette?

[DanO]

You have to have goals in life Deb.

GO LIONS "10" !!!!!!!!!!

[Coop]

gluttony is sad

[DanO]

It's fun sometimes Coop.

GO LIONS "10" !!!!!!!!!!

[Coop]

that woman is just sad.

[Newbomb Turk]

her 150 pound lover is sad....... and about to be pictured on a milk carton.

[-Deborah-]

You have to have goals in life Deb.

GO LIONS "10" !!!!!!!!!!

And, apparently, people to support those goals.

Sick.