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English woman, Welsh woman and a Scottish woman are walking along a beach one day. They see a man with no arms and legs on a blanket on the sand begging for money. They all feel very sorry for the man. They walk to him.
The English woman asks, "Have you ever been hugged before young man?"
"No." He replies.
She hugs him tight and walks away.
The welsh woman asks, "Have you ever been kissed before?"
"Never," he replies.
She gives him a very passionate kiss and walks away.
The Scottish Woman asks, "Have you ever been f**ked before young man?"
"Definitely not," he replies with a hint of excitement.
"Well you will be when that f**king tide comes in." She replies, and walks away."...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”
Sir Alex FergusonComment
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LOL!I long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.Comment
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I'd always heard that one as a man that finds the woman armless and legless on the beach. same set up only the close is he picks her up, throws her in the ocean and declares you're fucked now.Benny Blades~"If you break down this team man for man, we have talent to compare with any team."Comment
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This joke is a man Tony......, and when the tide eventually comes in, his name is Bob!"...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”
Sir Alex FergusonComment
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And if he is on your door step, his name is MattI feel like I am watching the destruction of our democracy while my neighbors and friends cheer it onComment
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Hanging on your wall?
ArtI feel like I am watching the destruction of our democracy while my neighbors and friends cheer it onComment
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In you mailbox?
BillI feel like I am watching the destruction of our democracy while my neighbors and friends cheer it onComment
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Seagull on his head? Cliff."...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”
Sir Alex FergusonComment
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Middle of a tennis court, Annette? (After the sex change of course)"...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”
Sir Alex FergusonComment
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Dumped in between two buildings....., Ally"...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”
Sir Alex FergusonComment
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water skiing? SkipBenny Blades~"If you break down this team man for man, we have talent to compare with any team."Comment
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Really short Mexican woman--------------Consualo.GO LIONS "24" !!Comment
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Customer at work asked me this today. What do you see when the fog lifts over Los Angeles?------------------------------- UCLA.GO LIONS "24" !!Comment
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University of California Latinos & Asians19.1119, NO LONGER WAITINGComment
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