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Bruce: "Girlfriend was stung by a flaming wasp today on her minge mate. It's caused it to close up"
Greg: "Bummer mate"
Bruce: "Aw great idea, mate, I'll ask her later.""...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”
Sir Alex Ferguson
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Ha!Attached FilesI feel like I am watching the destruction of our democracy while my neighbors and friends cheer it on
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Originally posted by Tony G View PostSweet! Just scored Bill Burr tickets, front row, this sunday nightLast edited by Islair; March 4, 2013, 11:03 PM.AAL:to be determined
2011 NFL Draft Wish List:
1. Patrick Peterson Cornerback LSU
2. Mark Herzlich Outside Linebacker Boston College
3. John Moffitt Center Wisconsin
4. Steve Schilling Guard Michigan
5. Jeremy Kerley Wide Receiver TCU
6. Carl Johnson Tackle Florida
7. Johnny Patrick Cornerback Louisville
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Originally posted by Tony G View PostSweet! Just scored Bill Burr tickets, front row, this sunday night
Please share your POV on his standup. He almost always starts with a daily observation before going into his skit stuff. He is supposedly working new material on this current roadie of his through the mid-west.
Malto Marko said he was trying to get tickets to one of his March shows. Did you ever get them Mr. S?Last edited by Panoptes; March 4, 2013, 11:20 PM.19.1119, NO LONGER WAITING
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Originally posted by Islair View PostThat is awesome. Gonz told me about Burr a long time ago, and I have been hooked since. It is scary how that guy thinks, and what goes through his mind, because he sees the world the same was as me. Super funny.
When BB came around, it was like kismet. It was like hearing the clowning with my crew from back in the day but this guy is big time.
Did you see his last invite to Conan? He made Conan laugh so hard during his first visit like maybe a year ago that he already had him back again and BB had CONAN absolutely rolling. CONAN told BB that he is welcomed on his show whenever because he is one of the funniest people he's ever met. He had CONAN face palming with laughter/embarrasment from his comments. Their laughter had me rolling hard.
I'll try to find it and put it up here.....
Don't miss from about 2:50 in through the end of the Lance Armstrong/Oprah bit. They were rolling. The last minute was touching.Last edited by Panoptes; March 5, 2013, 12:17 AM.19.1119, NO LONGER WAITING
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That guy rocks. Great clip. Thanks Gonz.AAL:to be determined
2011 NFL Draft Wish List:
1. Patrick Peterson Cornerback LSU
2. Mark Herzlich Outside Linebacker Boston College
3. John Moffitt Center Wisconsin
4. Steve Schilling Guard Michigan
5. Jeremy Kerley Wide Receiver TCU
6. Carl Johnson Tackle Florida
7. Johnny Patrick Cornerback Louisville
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Got to thank Panoptes for putting me on to Bill Burr too. Best comedian around IMO. Got his DVDs and even my 19 year old son walks around quoting Burr. We were both at a Subway in the shopping centre last Saturday and my son says in my ear......, "Oh, the Mayonaise, is err, right over there!"
Seriously, I nearly wet my pants laughing."...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”
Sir Alex Ferguson
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Originally posted by Panoptes View PostAwesome. Front row? Isn't he working some improv? Usually those are first come, first served and you generally have to buy in with dinner to get the best seats. Either way, score for you. Just don't become part of his act.
Please share your POV on his standup. He almost always starts with a daily observation before going into his skit stuff. He is supposedly working new material on this current roadie of his through the mid-west.
Malto Marko said he was trying to get tickets to one of his March shows. Did you ever get them Mr. S?
I intended to make a trip over to the BO and purchase them there but have not as of yet.I long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.
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I've seen his live act a handful of times, never paying more than $27 per ticket. Always good seats (in the dark, away from the stage). And was still able to go shake his hand to say hi two different times after shows.19.1119, NO LONGER WAITING
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