Joke Thread

[Sharkbait]

The cooskees wore gr-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-e-e-t BTW

[Tony G]

[Tony G]

[Tony G]

[Tony G]

[Tony G]

[Sharkbait]

A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he
noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby
cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about
50 Feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary
man walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were
about 200 men walking single file.

The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the
man walking the dog and said:
"I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb
you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"

"My wife's."

''What happened to her?"

"She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her."
He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"

The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife
when the dog turned on her."
A very poignant and touching moment of brotherhood and silence passed
between the two men.

"Can I borrow the dog?"
The man replied, "Get in line."

[LionsFanInJapan]

Ha!

[MiamiTreo3]

LOL. Great one, Sharkie!

[DanO]

LOL Sharky.

[Marko69]

Lol, brilliant Sharkbait.

[The Cat]

Ed & Nancy met on a cruise & Ed fell head over heels for her...
When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home. Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Nancy to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums. Ed became convinced that Nancy was indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date seemed better than the last. On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Ed took Nancy to a fine restaurant. While having cocktails and waiting for salad, Ed said, "I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with you. I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship continues to the next stage. So, before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a life-changing question, it's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut. I play golf, read about golf, and watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf. If that's going to be a problem for us, you'd better say so now!" Nancy took a deep breath and responded, "Ed, that certainly won't be a problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too; but, since we're being totally honest with each other, you need to know that for the last five years I've been a hooker.""Oh wow! I see," Ed replied. He looked down at the table, was quiet for a moment. Deep in serious thought then he added, "You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball

[Malto Marko]

Groan!

[Marko69]

Lol, i actually quite liked that one Cat. Nice one.

[DeanUK]

assholes I'M GONNA FIND YOU!!!!! I can't believe this has happened to me right on top of Christmas tooooo! I just got home to find all the windows wide open!! They've taken everything. it's all gone! Im waiting for the police! The dirty rotten thieving bastards. What kind of sick minded person would do that to another person? You are not human. You are low life scum!!!!!..............That was my advent calendar and you had no right to open it and eat all my chocolates ;)