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I heard it with mashed potatos and the ending line was different ..................I don't know but I don't want any of those fucking mashed potatos that's for sure.
Here is a joke I was told last night, very funny, my sense of humour......, but I'm not sure if you Americans will get it......., unless of course you know the slang term in it.
Paddy goes for a job interview at a Blacksmiths. The Blacksmith asks: "Paddy, have you ever shoe'd a horse before?
Paddy: Err, no, but I told a donkey to fuck off a few months ago."
Classic.
"...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”
British Formula one driver James Hunt was walking back to the paddock (pits) after his car had broke in the British Grand Prix. He came upon one very over-served fan by the fence who asked him what happened to his car. Hunt replied "Piston broke" The fan slurred back, "Me too"
Benny Blades~"If you break down this team man for man, we have talent to compare with any team."
Daffy Duck checked in to a hotel. He calls the front desk and asks room service to bring him a Prophylactic ..... the desk clerk asks, "Would you like that on your bill?"
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that's 'despicable'
"Don?t worry about a thing, every little thing is gonna be alright. - Bob Marley "
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