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NSFW, I guess. But hey, at least the guy is honest.
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Lol!Comment
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Come up with a caption for this image
(real caption:We Have No Idea Why Pic Of The Day: Netherlands cricketer Ryan Ten Doeschate wears his jockstrap during a training session in Mohali, India, on Wednesday.)
Last edited by Tony G; March 5, 2011, 03:57 AM.Benny Blades~"If you break down this team man for man, we have talent to compare with any team."Comment
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He must have lost a bet.Rashean Mathis: "I'm an egg guy. Last year we didn't have (the omelet station). I didn't complain, but I was dying inside."Comment
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Originally posted by Tony G View PostCome up with a caption for this image
(real caption:We Have No Idea Why Pic Of The Day: Netherlands cricketer Ryan Ten Doeschate wears his jockstrap during a training session in Mohali, India, on Wednesday.)
"Netherlands cricketer Ryan Ten Doeschate (shown above) was recently arrested in Mohali, India for allegedly violating a sacred cow. He he is seen leaving the soccar field wearing a new type of restraint Indian authorities are currently evaluating"Comment
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LOL!!Benny Blades~"If you break down this team man for man, we have talent to compare with any team."Comment
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A very large, old, building was being torn down in Hamtramck to make room for a new skyscraper.
Due to its proximity to other buildings it could not be imploded and had to be dismantled floor by floor.
While working on the 49th floor, two construction workers found a skeleton in a small closet behind the elevator shaft.
They decided that they should call the police.
When the police arrived they directed them to the closet and showed them the skeleton fully clothed and standing upright.
They said, "This could be Jimmy Hoffa or somebody really important."
Two days went by and the construction workers couldn't stand it any more; they had to know who they had found.
They called the police and said,
"We are the two guys who found the skeleton in the closet and we want to know if it was Jimmy Hoffa or somebody important."
The police said, "It's not Jimmy Hoffa, but it was somebody kind of important."
"Well, who was it?"
"Stosh Kowalski, the 1956 Polish National Hide-and-Seek Champion."I feel like I am watching the destruction of our democracy while my neighbors and friends cheer it onComment
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Lol, good one.
Made me think of this construction worker joke:
woman falls off high scaffolding 60 floors up, contruction worker catches her at the 40th floor.
She says, "oh thank you very much."
He says, "nice legs you got there."
She says, "you men disgust me."
so he throws her over the edge, she's falling again.
Construction worker catches her on the 35th floor
she shouts, "oh thanks."
he says, "lovely pair of tits you got there."
she says, "you men are all the same!"
so he throws her over the edge, she's falling again.
Construction worker catches her on the 30th floor.
She screams, "oh thanks very much, you can do anything to me, suck my tits, hump my ass, anything you want"
He says, "oh you filthy slag"......., and throws her over the edge."...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”
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Which proves the point that women just don't know when to STFU....Apathetic No More.Comment
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Little Johnny and Little Suzy go up the hill to play.
They decide to play Doctor.
Little Johnny drops his pants. Little Suzy takes off her dress.
Johnny grabs his pecker and says "HA HA I've got one of these and you don't".
Little Suzy goes running home crying.
The next day they again meet to play Doctor.
Little Johnny drops his pants, grabs his pecker and says the same thing.
Little Suzy takes off her dress and just looks at him and says "My Mommy says this is a vagina and with one of these, I can get all of those I want"Comment
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kite flying...
I was in my back yard trying to launch a kite.
I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few
seconds, then it would come crashing back down to earth.
I tried this a few more times with no success.
All the while, my wife is watching from the kitchen window,
Muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.
She opens the window and yelled to me,
'You need a piece of tail.'
I turned with a confused look on my face and said,
'Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite.'Comment
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Man asks woman to marry him.
She says, "yes, but I must warn you, under these clothes, I have the breasts of a small child."
He says "that doesn't bother me, I love you, and besides, I have the penis like that of a small child."
They are married. They are in their honeymoon suite. She undresses and sure enough, she is completely flat chested. He removes his underwear and wham!!...., a huge monster piece of meat slaps down on the bed. She is shocked.
She says, "you told me you had the penis like that of a small child."
"I have," he says, "That fucker right there is eight and half pounds!""...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”
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Funny, but not a joke, I asked my Doctor last week and have been a little worried, I have not had a cold in 8-9 years? Well, the Doc got a laugh out of it...Comment
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You've just jinxed it......., you'll be flat out with chronic influenza for the next 3 weeks.Originally posted by WingsFan View Post"...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”
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