Joke Thread

[DanO]

Are they coming to the Forum Game bill? :-)

"I read that in the context that it was a real news story. It had a picture of a guy walking with an elephant. The end caught me off guard and I laughed like hell. I didn't see it coming at all."
-------------------That's funnier than the joke.

GO LIONS "10" !!!!!!!!!!

[The Cat]

Are they coming to the Forum Game bill? :-)

"I read that in the context that it was a real news story. It had a picture of a guy walking with an elephant. The end caught me off guard and I laughed like hell. I didn't see it coming at all."
-------------------That's funnier than the joke.

GO LIONS "10" !!!!!!!!!!

Yes, Were it not for your reputation....

[YT]

yt good buddy...those babes are my daughters......you have good taste sir.

They are beautiful!

They must get their good looks from their Mom! 8-)

[The Cat]

They are beautiful!

They must get their good looks from their Mom! 8-)

Of course they do, I'm the gay Robert Wagner, remember?

[YT]

Of course they do, I'm the gay Robert Wagner, remember?

LMAO

I never saw that.

To me, you looked more like a straight Richard Simmons

[The Cat]

YT 1
Bill 0

[Malto Marko]

I met a fairy today who granted me one wish.

"I want to live forever." I said.

"Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that."

"Fine" I said, "I want to die when the Lions win the Superbowl."

"You crafty bastard" the fairy said.

[LionsFanInJapan]

I met a fairy today who granted me one wish.

"I want to live forever." I said.

"Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that."

"Fine" I said, "I want to die when the Lions win the Superbowl."

"You crafty bastard" the fairy said.

really!

[DanO]

Ha.

GO LIONS "10" !!!!!!!!!!

[Vegasz71]

Little Billy came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Billy said, "Dad our roosters dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why are his legs sticking in the air?"

His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven."

"Gee Dad that's great," said little Billy. A few days later, when Dad came home from work, Billy rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad, Dad we almost lost Mom today!"

"What do you mean?" said Dad.

"Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your bedroom and there was Mom flat on her back with her legs in the air screaming, "Jesus I'm coming, I'm coming" If it hadn't of been for Uncle George holding her down we'd have lost her for sure!"

[Sharkbait]

There's a new angle on an old joke.

[superman]

my favorite threat now

[DanO]

"There's a new angle on an old joke."
-------------Yep.

GO LIONS "10" !!!!!!!!!!

[Knubz]

Little Billy came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Billy said, "Dad our roosters dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why are his legs sticking in the air?"

His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven."

"Gee Dad that's great," said little Billy. A few days later, when Dad came home from work, Billy rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad, Dad we almost lost Mom today!"

"What do you mean?" said Dad.

"Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your bedroom and there was Mom flat on her back with her legs in the air screaming, "Jesus I'm coming, I'm coming" If it hadn't of been for Uncle George holding her down we'd have lost her for sure!"

always loved jokes like this

[CGVT]

A young

Arab asks his father:

What is this weird hat that we are

wearing ?

It's a "chechia" because in the desert it protects

our heads from the sun !

And what is this type of clothing

that we are wearing ?

It's a "djbellah" because in the desert

it is very hot and it protects your body !

And what are these

ugly shoes that we have on our feet ?

These are "babouches",

which keep us from burning our feet when in the desert !

Tell

me, papa...

Yes, my son ?

... Why are we living

in Dearborn and still wearing all this shit ?