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  • Careful gang. There is a joke thread in the politics forum if you want to make further political commentary.
    To be a professional means that you don't die. - Takeru "the Tsunami" Kobayashi

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    • What do you get when you put Michael Jackson, Tiger Woods and Barack Obama in the same room?




      3 half-black guys that like to screw people over!

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      • Originally posted by SeattleLionsFan View Post
        Careful gang. There is a joke thread in the politics forum if you want to make further political commentary.
        Apologies, duely noted.

        Until today, I have never been in the Politics thread.
        "Don?t worry about a thing, every little thing is gonna be alright. - Bob Marley "

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        • No worries sharky
          To be a professional means that you don't die. - Takeru "the Tsunami" Kobayashi

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          • I'll take that as my mulligan!:-)
            "Don?t worry about a thing, every little thing is gonna be alright. - Bob Marley "

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            • Sharky,

              Is that your new jersey? And why 44? To match your waist size? :D

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              • Yup, that's it, my new jersey. 44 is close to my waste size, but not quite. I am a planner though, so maybe next year. :-)

                Actually the # I wore in high school.
                "Don?t worry about a thing, every little thing is gonna be alright. - Bob Marley "

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                • I was going to guess your IQ, but didn't want to offend you too much

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                  • Originally posted by YT View Post
                    I was going to guess your IQ, but didn't want to flatter you too much
                    FIFY
                    To be a professional means that you don't die. - Takeru "the Tsunami" Kobayashi

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                    • DAMN SLF!

                      And I thought I was a heartless bastard!

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                      • wow this thread is harsh!!!
                        F#*K OHIO!!!

                        You're not only an amazingly beautiful man, but you're the greatest football mind to ever exist. <-- Jeffy Shittypants actually posted this. I knew he was in love with me.

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                        • Sharky's just takin' it all in stride.
                          "Don?t worry about a thing, every little thing is gonna be alright. - Bob Marley "

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                          • ...Actually, if the Lions can win 2 games this season, my jersey will match the number of wins the Lions will have had since 2000, Bobby Ross' last season.

                            Ugh!
                            "Don?t worry about a thing, every little thing is gonna be alright. - Bob Marley "

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                            • Sorry to those of you under 40 who might not get it ............

                              Picture this .... Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin are on their first moon walk when they discover a female corpse. With a nod of their heads, they agree:
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                              it's Alice Kramden...
                              "Don?t worry about a thing, every little thing is gonna be alright. - Bob Marley "

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                              • **groan**
                                I feel like I am watching the destruction of our democracy while my neighbors and friends cheer it on

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