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  • If that really is her vaj, then this goes way beyond camel toe. It's like elephant butt-crack......um.......toe.
    It's so flat you can watch your dog run away for three days.

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    • Originally posted by Coop View Post
      eyes playing tricks indeed

      this pervert is guilty..
      We are all perverts and criminals. those girls look like minors and we are discussing her vag!
      Your right! Matty Boy will save us all!!

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      • Originally posted by MiamiTreo3 View Post
        We are all perverts and criminals. those girls look like minors and we are discussing her vag!
        Gay!
        It's so flat you can watch your dog run away for three days.

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        • Originally posted by Ghost Kansas View Post
          If that really is her vaj, then this goes way beyond camel toe. It's like elephant butt-crack......um.......toe.
          But you'd hit it!

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          • Like a Mack truck.

            After I checked her ID.
            It's so flat you can watch your dog run away for three days.

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            • Of course you'd check her ID

              And when you hit it, we'd have to tie a 2x4 to your ass so you won't fall in!

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              • Originally posted by MiamiTreo3 View Post
                Its not an ass pervert. Its the girl with the camera's arm!
                Holy shit! it is.

                Guilty as charged...
                I feel like I am watching the destruction of our democracy while my neighbors and friends cheer it on

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                • "Its not an ass pervert. Its the girl with the camera's arm!"
                  -------------------LOL. I thought it was an ass as well.

                  GO LIONS "09" !!!!!!!!!
                  GO LIONS "24" !!

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                  • That's what it was 'spose to be all about.
                    "Don?t worry about a thing, every little thing is gonna be alright. - Bob Marley "

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                    • Yikes!
                      Apathetic No More.

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                      • Originally posted by Sharkbait View Post
                        That's what it was 'spose to be all about.
                        I admit, it took me a minute to see it.
                        Your right! Matty Boy will save us all!!

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                        • Better to look like ass than smell like ass....
                          Apathetic No More.

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                          • Originally posted by MiamiTreo3 View Post
                            I admit, it took me a minute to see it.
                            Me too, my daughter actually pointed it out to me. eek!
                            "Don?t worry about a thing, every little thing is gonna be alright. - Bob Marley "

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                            • An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.

                              The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'

                              The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

                              The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this. First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.

                              'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.

                              'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing.'

                              The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbor?'

                              The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.'
                              The only logical explanation is:
                              I'm about to die and this is my Jacob's Ladder

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                              • That's good!
                                I long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.

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