Joke Thread

[MiamiTreo3]

Ther ya go Deac!!

Gay on the Bounty!!!

[Sharkbait]

I think that guy is just a weather vane.:-)

[MiamiTreo3]

I think that guy is just a weather vein.:-)

FIFY

[spdrcr557]

this was posted on the Lions ESPN board, funny as hell.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrCqPaSm8TA"]YouTube - Dumb Cop Brownies[/ame]

[Panoptes]

Been around awhile.

[Malto Marko]

Ya, but, true story from Dearborn, Mi.

[jaadam4]

Everything is really really really really slow..

Yeah we're dead.. What's the score of the Red Wings game?

lol, that one never gets old.

[Malto Marko]

This guy was as stupid as stupid gets. He knew what he was doing but thought he was dying for ingesting a mary jane brownie?

Next thing you know he will become the Assistant Chief of Police in another city.

[YT]

How do gay gangsters do a drive-by?

They roll by in a pink Jetta, throw Skittles at the target and yell "That's the way we roll Bitch!"

[spdrcr557]

There was this small church down in Texas that had a very big-busted Organist.
Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ.
Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably.
The very proper church ladies were appalled.
They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another Organist.
So, one of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her
To mash up some greenPersimmons and rub them on the nipples of her breasts and maybe they would shrink in size, but warned her to not eat any of the green Persimmons, though, 'because they are so sour they will make your mouth pucker up and you won't be able to talk properly for a while'.
She agreed to try it.

The following Sunday morning the minister got up in the pulpit and said....
'Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol, we will not hath a Thermon tewday.'

[Vegasz71]

That's funny Kansas LOL

My wife saw a protest sign today down by her office that read "T did not vote for this Obamanation" I found it humorous too

[romster]

Please post these types of jokes in the politics forum. You can even start a jokes thread there if you like. Thanks in advance for your cooperation.

[Sharkbait]

...Th-w-w-a-a-c-k-k-k-k-k.

[YT]

What do Tupperware and a Walrus have in common?





They both like a tight seal!

[Vegasz71]

Please post these types of jokes in the politics forum. You can even start a jokes thread there if you like. Thanks in advance for your cooperation.

RELAX...it was not posted to start a political debate.....jeeeezzzz