Joke Thread

[CGVT]

http://menwholooklikeoldlesbians.blogspot.com/

LOL!

[Sharkbait]

An older couple (80's) were sitting in church, when the wife whispers to her husband" Honey , I just cut a "Silent Fart", what should I do?. He turns and whispers back to her...."Get a new battery for your hearing aid"!

[Newbomb Turk]

A notable gynecologist once said,
The best engine in the world is the vagina.
It can be started with one finger.
It is self lubricating.
It takes any size piston.
And it changes its own oil every four weeks.
"It is only a pity that the management system is so temperamental."

[Malto Marko]

A notable gynecologist once said,
The best engine in the world is the vagina.
It can be started with one finger.
It is self lubricating.
It takes any size piston.
And it changes its own oil every four weeks.
"It is only a pity that the management system is so temperamental."

Ha! I could expound but will not......

[Kansas]

It freezes up after 10 years?

[Newbomb Turk]

Only if the same piston is used.... a new piston makes it run better than new.......

[Panoptes]

Male order?

[Drew]

A notable gynecologist once said,
The best engine in the world is the vagina.
It can be started with one finger.
It is self lubricating.
It takes any size piston.
And it changes its own oil every four weeks.
"It is only a pity that the management system is so temperamental."

The exhaust fumes, however, can be just as toxic as any other engine.

[DanO]

LOL Deacon. So true.

GO LIONS "09" !!!!!!!!!

[tmlsnafu]

Bang cartoon. A little late, but...

http://www.bangcartoon.com/2008/perfect.htm

[Sharkbait]

Nice.

[dsred]

It freezes up after 10 years?

That many?

[romster]

[Panoptes]

I read that in todays paper in my "library" this morning.

What's a pirates favorite letter?

aRRRRRRRgh

[Newbomb Turk]

did someone order a pirate ??