Joke Thread

[-Deborah-]

I saw a cute bumper sticker here in Ludington yesterday:

Yoosta be a Yooper.

[-Deborah-]

it was just a joke I didn't mean to start a big debates about what's an appropriate joke nor mccain vs Obama fight. Thought it would just go away.

But if you want me to defend the joke I could with this:
Scroll back thru the joke thread and there is other jokes about about dealth didn't see any complaints about them. If it wasn't of a political nature I doubt anyone would of complained!

Um, duh.

[DanO]

Once a Yooper always a Yooper.

GO LIONS "08" !!!!!!!!

[Drew]

DanO, you are now definately a troll under the Bridge!

[Malto Marko]

Hmmm, for some reason, I doubt you would have posted that smear piece if you hadn't been against Obama. I wonder why you even saved that email?

Funny that the person who posted the original ignorant "joke" can't seem to defend it.

Even though I can defend my reasons to offer a reason why the joke has appeared, I refuse to continue the discussion on it as it is suppose to be a joke thread.

Vote for who you think will do the best job then, we will make fun of him in the joke thread.

[-Deborah-]

Make fun all you like. Lie and you'll be called on it.

[DanO]

"DanO, you are now definately a troll under the Bridge!"
-----------------------Oh no I'm not. I still have my Yooper card and I get it renewed every year. My kids are Yoopers by blood. Any more questions?

GO LIONS "08" !!!!!!!!

[Drew]

Yeah, where do you live DanO?

[dsred]

Why is the sky blue?

[Sharkbait]

Who shot J.R.?

[Stone Hawk One]

Saw this on a t shirt:

If youtube Myspace

I'll google your Yahoo!

[jaadam4]

lol

[FVD]

LOL DanO, It wouldn't have been so bad, but it was a crap joke anyway.

PandS Frank- You need another team, Croatia were beaten by Turkey tonight (Sorry, Tonite).

Fine, fine... go Russia.

[jaadam4]

go russia!!

[Malto Marko]

This ought to make you feel better about your computer skills! If you skip any, you have to read the last one! Unbelievable, but supposedly all true!!!!

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Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?

Female customer: A white one...

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Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
Customer: No, wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry....


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Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?


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Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates.


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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...


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Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Tech support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah....... ......... ....thank you.


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Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.


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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back
Customer:! OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work...


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Tech support: Your password is the small letter "a" as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?


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Customer: can't get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.


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Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.


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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.


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Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?


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A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine."


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And last but not least...

Tech support: "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager"
Customer: I don't have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!