Joke Thread

[edindetroit]

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."

The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"

"Yes, Father, it is."

"And who was the girl you were with?"

"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."

"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"

"I cannot say."

"Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?"

"I'll never tell."

"Was it Nina Capelli?"

"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."

"Was it Cathy Piriano?"

"My lips are sealed."

"Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?"

"Please, Father! I cannot tell you."

The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."

Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"

"Four months vacation and five good leads...

[DanO]

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."

The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"

"Yes, Father, it is."

"And who was the girl you were with?"

"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."

"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"

"I cannot say."

"Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?"

"I'll never tell."

"Was it Nina Capelli?"

"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."

"Was it Cathy Piriano?"

"My lips are sealed."

"Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?"

"Please, Father! I cannot tell you."

The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."

Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"

"Four months vacation and five good leads...

LMAO.

[edindetroit]

If a guy knocks up a gal and is unhappy about it that's called post hard on depression.

[Marko69]

A WWII veteran pilot with a heavy accent goes to a school to share his experiences during the war.

He goes into his introduction and starts to describe his time spent in Germany as a pilot.

"So there I was, flying alone, and one f*cker comes out of nowhere, and I shot that f*cker down."

The teachers eyes go wide and she stammers, but he continues...

"Then from the left, another f*cker, after a prolonged dogfight I took him down."

The teacher tries to stop him, but he finishes his story...

"Then from the right comes another f*cker and I shot HIM down too!"

The teacher quickly turns to the students and explains,
“There is a plane called a Focker that was used during the war."

The vet turns to the teacher, "Yeah, but this was in World War II, and those Fuckers were Messerschmitt's."

[DanO]

"The vet turns to the teacher, "Yeah, but this was in World War II, and those Fuckers were Messerschmitt's."
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