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2015 AAL - Ezekiel "Double Digit Sacks" Ansah.Comment
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Long joke, but its decent. And it'll be a good one to tell in person instead of writing it out. Roof guy told me this last night. Hilarious.
Two guys, Bob and Dave sitting in a pub talking. Dave letting Bob know that there is no one on Earth that doesn't know him.
Dave: Everyone knows me.
Bob: Everyone?
Dave: Yep, Everyone.
Bob: You telling me Tom Cruise knows you?
Dave: I know Tom well.
They fly out to Beverley Hills to Toms house and he answers the door.
Tom: DAVE, how you doing? Come on in
Dave: Not too bad, Tom, how's life?
They stay for a few hours and leave.
Bob: Maybe you just knew Tom, and you were using him for this "everyone knows you" thing!
Dave: Pick anyone.
Bob: Barrack Obama!
Dave: Let's get our asses to the White House, Bob.
Obama answers the door.
Obama: DAVE, MA MAN!!! How the hell you doing, buddy......"
Later.
Bob: That was unbelievable. What about the Pope? You know him?
Dave: Let's go to Rome, Bob.
They arrive in Rome. There is easily 145,000 people in the Vatican Square. The pope was due to come out onto his balcony to greet the crowd.
Dave: Ok Bob, you wait here by this statue, and keep watching the balcony. I'll come out there in ten minutes time with the Pope.
Dave leaves Bob. Sure enough, ten minutes later, The pope appears, hand in hand with Dave.
Bob drops down with heart failure and has to be rushed to the hospital. Dave hears about this and makes his way to the hospital.
Dave: What the hell happened Bob?
Bob: had a heart attack because of the pure shock.
Dave: You shouldn't have been so shocked. I told you, I know people.
Bob: yes, but when you appeared, the guy next to me said, "Who the hell is that with Dave?""...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”
Sir Alex FergusonComment
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Mrs said she wanted a Brazilian downstairs, we've now got Pele lodging with usAAL Quintez Cephus
If you fall during your life, it doesn't matter. You're never a failure as long as you try to get up.Comment
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Got a waterbed 2 spice up our love life. Doesn’t work we’ve drifted further apartAAL Quintez Cephus
If you fall during your life, it doesn't matter. You're never a failure as long as you try to get up.Comment
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Fell asleep @ the wheel - What a mess…Clay everywhereAAL Quintez Cephus
If you fall during your life, it doesn't matter. You're never a failure as long as you try to get up.Comment
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Holy shit, Dean! A birthday/Xmas DVD just been watched?"...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”
Sir Alex FergusonComment
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My mate Sid’s been a victim of ID theft - He’s now called ‘S’AAL Quintez Cephus
If you fall during your life, it doesn't matter. You're never a failure as long as you try to get up.Comment
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If I told you I've just started following Keith Chegwin on twitter promise not to hunt him down in EdinburghOriginally posted by Marko69 View PostAAL Quintez Cephus
If you fall during your life, it doesn't matter. You're never a failure as long as you try to get up.Comment
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KEITH CHEGWIN?!
"...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”
Sir Alex FergusonComment
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I actually chuckled at the Sid joke
"...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”
Sir Alex FergusonComment
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I know, someone retweeted a joke of his so I went to his page, some very Tim Vineish jokes on there.Originally posted by Marko69 View Post KEITH CHEGWIN?!AAL Quintez Cephus
If you fall during your life, it doesn't matter. You're never a failure as long as you try to get up.Comment
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Or I suppose it should be Vines jokes are very Chegwinish! Cheggars has been around since time began it seems."...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”
Sir Alex FergusonComment
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Well done, Gents!I long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.Comment
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A slightly drunk woman is in her living room watching TV. She starts yelling "Don't go in there! Don't go into the church you dumb bitch!"
Puzzled, her husband enters the room and asks what movie she is watching.
She replies "Our wedding video".I long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.Comment
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