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  • Actually, I can understand the "groan" with the tractor joke. The American accent makes the joke sound shit. It's great here though.
    "...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”

    Sir Alex Ferguson

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    • I spewed beer....several times!

      YA BASTARDS!
      Apathetic No More.

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      • We all thought the boy became a heart surgeon.


        Living in a farming community, I' ll be borrowing that tractor joke, Marko69.
        "Don?t worry about a thing, every little thing is gonna be alright. - Bob Marley "

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        • A guy goes into a bar where there is a robot bartender.

          The robot says "What will you have?"

          The guy says, "Martini."

          The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the guy,

          "Whats your IQ?" The guy says "168".

          The robot then starts to talk about physics, space exploration, and medical technology.

          The guy is curious but goes back into the bar.

          The robot says "What will you have?"

          The guy says "Martini".

          Again, the robot makes the best martini ever and asks the guy "What's your IQ?".

          The guy says "100".

          The robot then starts to talk about sports, politics, current events and women.

          The guy leaves but finds this very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time.

          He goes back into the bar and the robot says "What will you have?"

          Then guy says "Martini" and again brings another great martini.

          The robot then says "What's your IQ?"

          The guy says "Uhhhh, about 50."

          The robot leans in real close and says,

          "So, you people still happy you voted for Obama?"
          I long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.

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          • GO LIONS "24" !!

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            • Ca - ching!
              "Don?t worry about a thing, every little thing is gonna be alright. - Bob Marley "

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              • Bloke at a horse race whispers to Paddy next to him,
                "Do you want the winner of the next race?”
                Paddy replies "No tanks, oi've only got a small yard."

                GRRRRRROAAAAN?

                Thats a collective groan from the entire forum!
                "...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”

                Sir Alex Ferguson

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                • Yep
                  "Your division isn't going through Green Bay it's going through Detroit for the next five years" - Rex Ryan

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                  • Fuck it. Let's have some more.

                    Paddy's in the bathroom and Murphy shouts to him. "Did
                    you find the shampoo?"
                    Paddy says, "Oi did, but it's for dry hair and I’ve
                    just wet mine .."
                    "...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”

                    Sir Alex Ferguson

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                    • Fuck it, and another......

                      Paddy finds a sandwich with two wires stickin out of it.
                      He phones the police and says "Bejasus, I've just found
                      a sandwich dat looks like a bomb."
                      The operator asks, "is it tickin?
                      Paddy says "No, oi tink it's beef"
                      "...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”

                      Sir Alex Ferguson

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                      • BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
                        "Your division isn't going through Green Bay it's going through Detroit for the next five years" - Rex Ryan

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                        • That's ^^^ a sign of things to come.
                          "...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”

                          Sir Alex Ferguson

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                          • Fk it, more pat & mick.....

                            Paddy and Mick found 3 hand grenades and decided to
                            take them to the police station.
                            Mick "What if one explodes before we get there?"
                            Paddy: "We'll lie and say we only found two!"
                            "...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”

                            Sir Alex Ferguson

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                            • I'm ashamed to say that last one made me laugh.
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                              <<< Jana Cova ...again (8 <<<

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                              • For UKBB........, you'll LOVE this.

                                What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

                                One is really heavy........., the other is a little lighter.

                                FK IT! No more. Promise.
                                "...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”

                                Sir Alex Ferguson

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