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  • LOL!
    I long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.

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    • lol, nice!
      2015 AAL - Ezekiel "Double Digit Sacks" Ansah.

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      • Bet he got ribbed by his buddies for that for a long time.
        Apathetic No More.

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        • Two condoms were walking down the street when they noticed a gay bar. The one condom looked at the other and said ....you wanna go in here and get shit faced?

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          • LOL!
            I long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.

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            • LOL Sharkbait.
              "...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”

              Sir Alex Ferguson

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              • A Lions fan walks into a bar with a Toad on his shoulder. The Bartender asked him where he got it.... The Toad looks up and says......I don't know but when it first started out it was a wart on my ass.
                Last edited by pigpen; October 24, 2014, 04:16 AM.

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                • Just been to see my new doctor and asked for something for wind. He gave me a kite.

                  Dsred groans the loudest!
                  "...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”

                  Sir Alex Ferguson

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                  • Originally posted by Marko69 View Post
                    Just been to see my new doctor and asked for something for wind. He gave me a kite.

                    Dsred groans the loudest!
                    You been listening to the Adrian Lester trailer on Radio 2?
                    Last edited by DeanUK; October 24, 2014, 01:00 PM.
                    AAL Quintez Cephus
                    If you fall during your life, it doesn't matter. You're never a failure as long as you try to get up.

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                    • Some real groaners in here.

                      Keeping up with the trend.

                      You know how to find Will Smith in a snowstorm? .... Look for the fresh prints.
                      "Don?t worry about a thing, every little thing is gonna be alright. - Bob Marley "

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                      • I feel like I am watching the destruction of our democracy while my neighbors and friends cheer it on

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                        • Nice ... actually a little close to my best friends phone # growing up.
                          "Don?t worry about a thing, every little thing is gonna be alright. - Bob Marley "

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                          • Originally posted by DeanUK View Post
                            You been listening to the Adrian Lester trailer on Radio 2?
                            Yip!
                            "...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”

                            Sir Alex Ferguson

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                            • True story...

                              Doctor in NYC just gets back from doing medical duty in West Africa. Rides the subway, goes out for dinner, goes bowling.

                              I hope ebola perfect game...
                              Apathetic No More.

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                              • Nice CGVT. I thought it was going elsewhere to a joke I now can't remember. It was a similar scenario providing the difference between the words Rrealistically and theoretically. Maybe it will come to me.
                                GO LIONS "24" !!

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