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  • Went to the docs earlier as I've got a problem with my ears. He asked what the symptoms were. I said they were a cartoon family on Channel 4.
    "...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”

    Sir Alex Ferguson

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    • The Simpsons?
      I long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.

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      • Sorry MM, the joke was on the radio yesterday and maybe it doesn't translate too well over there. Basically the guy goes to the doctors with hearing problems....., the doc asks him what the symptoms are..... He thought he said Smpsons......, bit of a ten pinter but I unfortunately LOL'd.
        "...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”

        Sir Alex Ferguson

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        • This is an old one, but I laugh every time I see it.
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          I feel like I am watching the destruction of our democracy while my neighbors and friends cheer it on

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          • Dan......, you sick bstd!

            I hope the Lord shared his Easter Eggs with Uncle Scott.
            "...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”

            Sir Alex Ferguson

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            • Ha!
              [ame]http://youtu.be/s2wOU71-T44[/ame]
              I feel like I am watching the destruction of our democracy while my neighbors and friends cheer it on

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              • [ame]http://youtu.be/C8szRgIcYlY[/ame]
                Benny Blades~"If you break down this team man for man, we have talent to compare with any team."

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                • Always think of Lydon on "I'm a celebrity, get me out of here!"...., in the pen with a bunch of ostriches, all pecking him real bad., ......., his commentary was brilliant, "Aaaahhh fk, that was sore. I'm gonnae headbutt that big bstd over there!" Lmao.
                  "...when Hibernian won the Scottish Cup final and that celebration, Sunshine on Leith? I don’t think there’s a better football celebration ever in the game.”

                  Sir Alex Ferguson

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                  • Ha!
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                    I long for a Lions team that is consistently competitive.

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                    • [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcs8d4OlJl4&feature=player_detailpage"]Inappropriate Folgers Commercial - YouTube[/ame]
                      "I eat a lot of corn, so it's actually fairly easy for me to find kernels in my shits."-fontes91

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                      • lol
                        2015 AAL - Ezekiel "Double Digit Sacks" Ansah.

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                        • All Hail Carlin!

                          [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-ryuJDTpEc&sns=em"]George Carlin Kids & Parents - YouTube[/ame]
                          19.1119, NO LONGER WAITING

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                          • And his heir apparent

                            [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUqp09N44QY&sns=em"]Bill Burr - Too many people - YouTube[/ame]

                            *No BILL, you're not the only one that thinks that shit.
                            Last edited by Panoptes; April 1, 2013, 08:42 PM.
                            19.1119, NO LONGER WAITING

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                            • He
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                              I feel like I am watching the destruction of our democracy while my neighbors and friends cheer it on

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                              • Weather's been pretty nice lately, this morning I took out my boat & trailer, wanted to check the lights to make sure they were working. Saw my neighbor out in his driveway and asked if he could help me. He is from Minnesota, and his name is Sven.

                                I said, " Hey, Sven, I got the lights on , are they working on the trailer?


                                Sven says, " Yaa"


                                "O K, " I said, "I am going to try the blinkers. Are they working?"



                                Sven says, "Yaa, .... Noo, ......... Yaa, ........ Noo, ........"
                                "Don?t worry about a thing, every little thing is gonna be alright. - Bob Marley "

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